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8th Jul 2008, 10:10 PM

ok my friend, i dont know where they got this info at, said that it would be nasty if a stripper put their vagina in ur face because it would smell like fish. i was like it doesnt smell like fish and tgey were like how do u know, and i said i dont but ill find out. i guess this question is for the girls and its a weird one but now i want to know so lets hear it, please

**Lexington** · 8th Jul 2008, 10:11 PM

It can. Just like a guy can smell like a cheese house, or a Clorox factory.

Lex

Arrk · 8th Jul 2008, 10:14 PM

Anything can smell like anything with your body...gross but true.
Haha. Funny question. :]

Paralyzer · 8th Jul 2008, 10:26 PM

OMG
Scary horror story to this subject, but like, I won't go into it cause I'm traumatized from my experience... like, think about squids and how they have beaks.. this was one monster snapping turtle.

I do believe they smell like fish 0.0

Cheese Love · 8th Jul 2008, 11:34 PM

I hate to break it to you guys, but it's slightly true. Not for everyone, but yeah, it happens.

otc877 · 9th Jul 2008, 02:35 AM

lalallalalalalalallalalala

reminds me of this song

+ YouTube Video

Poring · 9th Jul 2008, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Willywilly92

ok my friend, i dont know where they got this info at, said that it would be nasty if a stripper put their vagina in ur face because it would smell like fish. i was like it doesnt smell like fish and tgey were like how do u know, and i said i dont but ill find out. i guess this question is for the girls and its a weird one but now i want to know so lets hear it, please

o_O

eeeeeew! This got me thinking and I just had wrong visions and stuff.
*starts thinking about bunnies and good things in the world*

(no offense to women everywhere, you rock!)

Trumpetplyer23 · 9th Jul 2008, 07:57 AM

It's only like that if she doesn't, ahem, clean herself properly.

Psychedelic Bookmarks · 9th Jul 2008, 11:45 AM

....Well, I don't smell of fish. Although that is a common description, so maybe it's like that for some. It's got its own smell, and as Cheese-love says, it depends on the circumstances.

Also, can we please not have the frequent references to how gross gay guys find vaginas? You wouldn't really like it if we all harped on about icky penises. :/ Just because you're not attracted to us doesn't mean you have to talk about how disgusting you find our bodies.

Malchik89 · 9th Jul 2008, 12:03 PM

I wish it was more likely that guys smell like something sweet...other than something sweaty...

total mo · 9th Jul 2008, 12:09 PM

Maybe she used a fish dildo, jk! Any person who has poor hygiene would have gross penis or vagina.

pirateninja · 9th Jul 2008, 02:15 PM

Any part of your body can smell like anything I suppose. I use scented soaps regularly, so I guess that I would smell like the soaps.

Quote:

Also, can we please not have the frequent references to how gross gay guys find vaginas? You wouldn't really like it if we all harped on about icky penises. :/ Just because you're not attracted to us doesn't mean you have to talk about how disgusting you find our bodies.

OH LAWD. Penis = disgusting. OH MY GAWD. I hate it sooooo much. It's disgusting and gross and horrible and nasty and icky and smelly and sick. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT. Men should get rid of it. Oh god it is the cause of all evil. It's all that and worse, oh hell, there's another man with his horrible PENIS.

There we go. Just me trying to even it up

9th Jul 2008, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

Any part of your body can smell like anything I suppose. I use scented soaps regularly, so I guess that I would smell like the soaps.

Quote:

Also, can we please not have the frequent references to how gross gay guys find vaginas? You wouldn't really like it if we all harped on about icky penises. :/ Just because you're not attracted to us doesn't mean you have to talk about how disgusting you find our bodies.

OH LAWD. Penis = disgusting. OH MY GAWD. I hate it sooooo much. It's disgusting and gross and horrible and nasty and icky and smelly and sick. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT. Men should get rid of it. Oh god it is the cause of all evil. It's all that and worse, oh hell, there's another man with his horrible PENIS.

There we go. Just me trying to even it up

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Psychedelic Bookmarks · 9th Jul 2008, 03:06 PM

lol - She can only take it back if you chop it off, Ty. That's right. You're not fit for human society in your current penis-possessing state

Actually, you know what, I don't think any person's body part, genital or otherwise, could possibly smell as bad as my best friend's feet.

TriBi · 9th Jul 2008, 03:12 PM

hehe - thx Holly and Helena for giving me a laugh and putting this in perspective, LOL.

beckyg · 9th Jul 2008, 06:10 PM

I don't know who came up with that or if there is any truth to it at all. Maybe if somebody didn't use good personal hygeine or ate something funky but I think that would be a rarity.

panda · 9th Jul 2008, 06:44 PM

I Googled " Fishy Vagina Smell " and it said that it's likely an infection called bacterial vaginosis

Check it out!!

Malchik89 · 9th Jul 2008, 07:04 PM

that just makes me think of vagina dentata, cuz in that movie they said that the teeth down there were like shark and pirahna teeth xD

10th Jul 2008, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

Any part of your body can smell like anything I suppose. I use scented soaps regularly, so I guess that I would smell like the soaps.

Quote:

Also, can we please not have the frequent references to how gross gay guys find vaginas? You wouldn't really like it if we all harped on about icky penises. :/ Just because you're not attracted to us doesn't mean you have to talk about how disgusting you find our bodies.

OH LAWD. Penis = disgusting. OH MY GAWD. I hate it sooooo much. It's disgusting and gross and horrible and nasty and icky and smelly and sick. I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT. Men should get rid of it. Oh god it is the cause of all evil. It's all that and worse, oh hell, there's another man with his horrible PENIS.

There we go. Just me trying to even it up

that one really made me laugh! and i'll second that motion!
*Chop It Off! Chop It Off! Chop It Off!!*
Come on now, who's with me? lmao.

TriBi · 10th Jul 2008, 06:01 AM

OMG. now all the Lorena Bobbit wannabes are coming out of the woodwork...

*crosses legs*

8th Jul 2008, 10:10 PM	#1
Willywilly92 Guest Posts: n/a	HAHA weird question ok my friend, i dont know where they got this info at, said that it would be nasty if a stripper put their vagina in ur face because it would smell like fish. i was like it doesnt smell like fish and tgey were like how do u know, and i said i dont but ill find out. i guess this question is for the girls and its a weird one but now i want to know so lets hear it, please

8th Jul 2008, 10:11 PM	#2
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,370 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: HAHA weird question It can. Just like a guy can smell like a cheese house, or a Clorox factory. Lex

8th Jul 2008, 10:14 PM	#3
Arrk Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Age: 19 Posts: 222 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: HAHA weird question Anything can smell like anything with your body...gross but true. Haha. Funny question. :]

8th Jul 2008, 10:26 PM	#4
Paralyzer Steven Brightside Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Friendly Out Status: A lot Location: Virginia Age: 20 Posts: 1,091 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: HAHA weird question OMG Scary horror story to this subject, but like, I won't go into it cause I'm traumatized from my experience... like, think about squids and how they have beaks.. this was one monster snapping turtle. I do believe they smell like fish 0.0 __________________ every line on your face makes a beautiful maze for my eyes to trace

8th Jul 2008, 11:34 PM	#5
Cheese Love EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Totally out, except for extended family Location: Minnesota Age: 20 Posts: 314 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: HAHA weird question I hate to break it to you guys, but it's slightly true. Not for everyone, but yeah, it happens.

9th Jul 2008, 11:45 AM	#9
Psychedelic Bookmarks Helena Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Close family and quite a few friends Location: UK Age: 18 Posts: 2,195 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: HAHA weird question ....Well, I don't smell of fish. Although that is a common description, so maybe it's like that for some. It's got its own smell, and as Cheese-love says, it depends on the circumstances. Also, can we please not have the frequent references to how gross gay guys find vaginas? You wouldn't really like it if we all harped on about icky penises. :/ Just because you're not attracted to us doesn't mean you have to talk about how disgusting you find our bodies. __________________ "I refuse to recognize the terms hetero-, bi-, and homo-sexual. Everybody has exactly the same sexual needs. People are just sexual, the prefix is immaterial." (Morissey)

9th Jul 2008, 12:03 PM	#10
Malchik89 True as Blue Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: whomever cares enough to know Location: Illinois Age: 22 Posts: 647 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: HAHA weird question I wish it was more likely that guys smell like something sweet...other than something sweaty... __________________ *"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here." (Blair Waldorf ~ Gossip Girl)* I am human and i need to be loved...just like everybody else does

9th Jul 2008, 12:09 PM	#11
total mo Banned Gender: Likes penis Orientation: Gay duh! Out Status: The world knows Location: Gaytopia Posts: 832 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: HAHA weird question Maybe she used a fish dildo, jk! Any person who has poor hygiene would have gross penis or vagina.

9th Jul 2008, 03:06 PM	#14
Psychedelic Bookmarks Helena Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Close family and quite a few friends Location: UK Age: 18 Posts: 2,195 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: HAHA weird question lol - She can only take it back if you chop it off, Ty. That's right. You're not fit for human society in your current penis-possessing state Actually, you know what, I don't think any person's body part, genital or otherwise, could possibly smell as bad as my best friend's feet. __________________ "I refuse to recognize the terms hetero-, bi-, and homo-sexual. Everybody has exactly the same sexual needs. People are just sexual, the prefix is immaterial." (Morissey)

9th Jul 2008, 03:12 PM	#15
TriBi Cheers! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Location: DownUnder Posts: 3,894 Join Date: Dec 2004	Re: HAHA weird question hehe - thx Holly and Helena for giving me a laugh and putting this in perspective, LOL.

9th Jul 2008, 06:10 PM	#16
beckyg PFLAG Mom Community Liaison Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: HAHA weird question I don't know who came up with that or if there is any truth to it at all. Maybe if somebody didn't use good personal hygeine or ate something funky but I think that would be a rarity. __________________ "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this worlds big enough for all different views, When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free" ~ Garth Brooks

9th Jul 2008, 06:44 PM	#17
panda EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: A few people Location: Toronto,Canada Age: 67 Posts: 4,653 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: HAHA weird question I Googled " Fishy Vagina Smell " and it said that it's likely an infection called bacterial vaginosis Check it out!!

9th Jul 2008, 07:04 PM	#18
Malchik89 True as Blue Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: whomever cares enough to know Location: Illinois Age: 22 Posts: 647 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: HAHA weird question that just makes me think of vagina dentata, cuz in that movie they said that the teeth down there were like shark and pirahna teeth xD __________________ *"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here." (Blair Waldorf ~ Gossip Girl)* I am human and i need to be loved...just like everybody else does

10th Jul 2008, 06:01 AM	#20
TriBi Cheers! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Location: DownUnder Posts: 3,894 Join Date: Dec 2004	Re: HAHA weird question OMG. now all the Lorena Bobbit wannabes are coming out of the woodwork... crosses legs

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