Embarrassing Childhood Stories

When I was little I got lost at Home Depot (I was 3) and I started yelling "WHERE AND THE FUCK IS MY GRANDPA"

Also one Time me and my mom went to the doctors office and I had never seen anyone without any hair and I was prob 4. Well anyway I had said ah! Mommy what's wrong with that doctor he has no hair.

 

When I was lie 5 I kissed my girlfriend in front of the entire school

 

When I was about four I was at a hardware shop with my mom and I really needed to use the bathroom so when I saw a bunch of display toilets I used one of them, my mom only noticed when I shouted across the shop that I couldn't find any toilet paper

 

That's probably the best thing I ever heard thanks for making my day with that (!)

 

- At age 4-5, I took a sip of beer from a can that was lying on the floor outside of my apartment building. Who knows what was in that can...
- I kissed the TV one time
- My parents took me to a doctor (probably a speech pathologist) around age 3-4 because I talked gibberish. It was pretty much nonsensical. But then it went away eventually.

Yup... I was an idiot.

 

ya well the doctor told my mom i was going to be agirl

 

Around age 7 I was injured in a piñata related accident and had my skull stapled.
All because I wanted the flying candy and couldn't wait one more goddamn second.
:lol:

 

When i was about 7 i was playing in a cardboard box - at the top of a flight of stairs. Not the best idea in retrospect, i almost split my skull open.

 

One time I got my mom to stop in front of this grocery store so I could run in real quick for something. Little did I know that she had pulled off to a parking spot shortly after(assuming I was gonna be in there longer I guess).

What luck I had, when I came back out, that someone with the exact same van as us had stopped in the spot that I was let out at. I opened the side door, not even looking inside first, and got in and closed the door. Inside, this little girl had jumped to the other side of the van, scared half to death, while her father gave me this look like 'who the f**k are you?'. I said I was sorry though and noted to them that I had gotten in the wrong van, but it was embarrassing as hell.

Of course my mom and brother cracked up when I told them. Hell, I did too.


A second time was when I had gotten no sleep one night so by the time we had lunch at school I ended up dozing off halfway through. Friends thought it'd be funny to not say anything and, when I had woken up, there was nobody else in the cafeteria.

 

When I was about four a bird literally flew out of nowhere into my hair. Guess he thought it was a nest. My grandmother actually kept the bird.

 

When I was in elementary school (1st grade), I freaked out because the pipes were shaking. I ran out of the bathroom, without my pants on. I then ran outside, and started screaming that the building was falling in..

 

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Embarrassing childhood stories..? There are plenty of those.

I must have been about six, the teacher misspelt "embarassing" as "embrarassing" when she was writing the answers for a spelling test. I tried to correct her, pronouncing the wrong word as "em-bra-rass-ing" - and she gave me a funny look.

 

It was when I was 4 or so (according to my mom). I was on my mom's lap on the bus and an older boy who had very thick Afro-textured hair was standing next to me. I then proceeded to run my hand along his hair and begin to giggle and laugh uncontrollably (because I'd never seen that kind of hair before). After a few seconds, my mom pulled my hand to the side. The boy's mom apparently had given me a weird look. I actually don't remember it but it's embarrassing because it's one incident my mom will never let me forget.

 

When I was 7 I found a pair of handcuffs in the garage and put them on....then couldn't get them off. I ran in the house to show my mum, while all my friends ran and got all their parents and other neighbours cause they thought it was funny. I had to go to the fire station to get them cut off, and only understood my mums extreme embarrassment at having to tell all of my neighbours that the handcuffs were a wedding gift when I was much older. And nearly vomited when I understood.

 

When I was four or so, my mom was watching a basketball game. One team had white jerseys, the other black. I asked which team we were rooting for, she said the one in white. The game ended and she left, but the TV was still on. An entirely different game started with teams wearing entirely different colors. My dad came in and I pointed at the basketball game and shouted "Daddy, the white guys are good guys and the black guys are bad guys!"