On any site/forum. I got a message on another forum, from someone I never spoke to before, and all they said was: I killed a man...............with a plant pot ? How about you?
My porridge isn't speaking to me, so I came to you for help Can't remember what forum it was on but I found it weird...
Once I got a message from someone on Xbox live who was totally high, he was talking about black holes for some reason, we ended up having a meaningful conversation about the meaning of the universe. It was one of the funniest conversations of my life. I have no idea why.
Someone who knew I was in a relationship and told me that if I was ever in the city he lives in and that if my boyfriend and I were looking for a threesome that he'd be our guy. There's about a snowman's chance in hell of that happening.
I save them and I've pondered making a page to display them but... best I keep private messages... private... aside from the ones I'm about to share with you now; Spoiler "hi ****** i wanted to see something bleed. take a look i cut in the shape of a cross on my hand" "I'm actually *****. The main only thing I have against ps3 is that I HATE SONY. They piss me off with all there scalping. AAAARGGGH!" "i did some rollplaying yaster day" "hi i was woundering how u know if u a werewolf cos i am hot all the time and i want to run some time and i cant sleep at night" "i am tide to a demon to some thing eals i was born with oh and i gut bit to 2 years ago so i am a odd kind of werewolf" "Hello, I have been looking for fellow telepaths and empaths and found you, wanna chat?" "it was a great honor to meet you *bows respectively*" "I burnt a dog alive once" "your such a cute freack wad.lol" These are the lighter ones. I also had a discussion with a person that was convinced they had to tell their parents they're a sadist. Mein Gott! xD EC is a nice break!
This makes the shit I've got seem tame. :lol: I've had hook-up offers from curious guys and a single mother who thought I was hot shit (and wanted to know like, my whole backstory, from legal name down). And a fervent pro-war soldier guy who wondered why jackanapes like me who were against US occupation in Afghanistan, deserved oxygen.
Got a message on Facebook once from a women who saw my profile, knew I was gay from the info listed and still messaged me wanting to hook up claiming that "she thought I was hot and if I slept with her it could make me love women" Now I've heard of dumbass straight guys trying to pull this crap on lesbians, but I had never heard of a straight women trying that thought process out on a gay man. Needless to say she was turned down politely and blocked afterward.
I've never gotten anything too weird. The dumbest message I ever got had to be on a dating site where someone kept asking me to send picture of myself, even though I had them on my profile. ....What?
I had a girl message me on Facebook who was being kind of flirty, invited me to a party, and gave me her cell phone number. I just didn't respond and I thought it was funny that they actually did that.
