20 Things Lesbians Are Tired Of Hearing

"How do lesbians have sex?"
"Does it even count as real sex?"

....You must have a very boring and unsatisfying sex life if you have to ask this question. Poor straight people can't do anything else besides the same boring thing every time

"Maybe you just haven't fucked the right guy yet."
Maybe YOU haven't fucked the right guy yet (Straight men).

"You probably just couldn't find a man."
"You're doing it for male attention."

....Yeah, because the ENTIRE world revolves around a man's cock. It's so horrible and unbelievable to think someone could want nothing to do with one.

 

Took the words right out of my mouth.





The scissoring picture made me laugh.

 

I don't get why straight people always think of scissoring with lesbians either. It's like lol what? Most lesbians don't even scissor and/or find it awkward. I know It's possible to be done, but....It's not seen as "the" sex act like straight people think it is.

 

For some reason when I imagine trying to scissor someone I feel like someone would break a leg!

 

Scissoring to me looks uncomfortable, I don't think it's something I'd wanna do, haha.

 

I've tried scissoring and it's good if done right but me and my girl prefer toys and hands to that.

To answer OP I find the most annoying things to get asked are when guys assume that because you are a lesbian couple you want a threesome. Or when you get asked "what if you want to have a baby?". I don't want one so there. If my partner wants to have a child there are ways to go about so stop asking. :bang:

 

Hahaha. :3

 

You see, the way we female-lovin ladies scissor is we take a pair of scissors and we open up a toy or make a dental dam out of a condom. Yeah, that joke was lame.

And how do we do it? Usually naked.

 

11 just seems so rude to ask... o_o *flops* 16 and 18 also just kinda made me lulz facepalm. D8

 

Oh god, I've heard all of them...
I'm getting pretty sick of straight men who think they know my sexuality more than I do. :bang:

 

*Much* of this is absolutely f-ing brilliant! Thank you!

 

Haha

 

Who is the male/female in the relationship? Will you put on a show? Who eats who out? Do you have toys? People at me school are so ignorant. I am asked this all the time...

 

What if somebody is just genuinely curious that asks 'how a real lesbian relationship has sex?'

I mean I've been reading all this stuff after the "Blue is the Warmest Color" sex scenes where lesbians were pretty outrage/annoyed/amused at how inaccurately it depicted actual sex. This goes for lesbian porn.

I'm not a lesbian, so I would ask. I'll never have that experience, even if I transition and get with a girl, it'll still be slightly different.

Cause, frankly, I was surprised at how "oh that's not at all what we do in real life" response to lesbian porn, Blue is the Warmest color, scissoring etc etc

 

Why do you need to know then? It's kind of a rude question to ask unless the person wants to share. If someone asked how you have sex would you be willing to write them a guide or would you think "no that's personal".

 

For me personally, I don't mind genuine curiosity. The reason I mostly take offense to the question is because people use it to devalue lesbian sex and relationships completely. I'm not saying everyone is like this, but there are some straight people who have a lot of oral sex with a larger amount of partners and still want to consider themselves "pure" or sexually inexperienced to avoid social stigma. Therefore, lesbian sex threatens them or makes them feel guilty when they realize that under the definition of "lesbian sex", their number of sexual partners is actually higher than they thought. They don't understand how It's possible for two women to have sex, and don't want to understand because of the shame they have. Which is stupid, because there's nothing wrong with sex and having a lot of it regardless of what kind of sex it is.

As for real lesbian sex, It's mainly oral and manual sex. Penetration with toys is also a possibility if both women are into that. Scissoring is really very rare, and seen as unenjoyable to a lot of real lesbians; It's mainly just an assumption straight people made up.

I personally don't see the issue at all with educating straight people on lesbian sex, nor do I think It's invasive. I mean sure, telling them about our personal sex lives is not their business, but you can educate them in a general way. If anything, straight people NEED to know about it and they NEED to know that sex can be had in a multitude of ways, not one "real" way. Teaching them that can improve their sex lives as well as decrease the discrimination against lesbian relationships. So how is that a bad thing?

 

I'll never look at brownies the same way again :lol:

 

Tbf if someone said to me "Your so handsome you can't be gay" even though that isn't really said to gay men I would take it as a complement and just correct the person who said it.

 

Thank you for answering sincerely. If it wasn't for the lesbian reaction videos I really would have had no clue that lesbians don't really scissor.

---------- Post added 7th Mar 2014 at 11:53 AM ----------

Cause I'm curious, and am ignorant of it. I'm not from the Middle East, but I'd like to learn about it. I just take lesbian sex as something else I need to be educated on, so I would ask.

And of course if someone is uncomfortable talking about it, they're uncomfortable. I guess it depends how you value sex. Also, I'm not exactly asking how YOU have sex, but of course you can't speak for all lesbians, and yeah. It's just education FOR ME.

If you asked me how do straight people have sex? I'd probably laugh, judge the look on your face, and respond accordingly. or if it sounds like a genuine question, I would still ask "are you serious" or something like that. I'd just start simply, and if he/she continues to ask into more detail, I would happily tell. But, at anytime if I felt it was asked in a snarky/disrespectful way. Then, I'd stop talking.