The perfect murder

That is EXACTLY like lamb to the slaughter!

I couldn't murder anybody, I have a bad conscience

 

Me either. BUT to answer the question, i remember reading about how if you carved a sharp object from a block of ice and stabbed someone, there'd be no murder weapon/prints ect.

 

I would do that but do it in the sewers, there has got to be hundreds of other people's DNA in there so they would have even less of a clue as to who done it

 

You ain't a cop is ya?

:dry:

 

I'm pretty sure you'd be caught within a week.

 

Okay, so again my conscience would stop me, but... have to think about it a bit. You'd want to use gloves, and maybe a hat (to prevent hair for DNA samples). Definitely not a gun because of ballistics report. You could stage it as a suicide, but you would have to make wounds possible to be self-inflicted so blood reports wouldn't show otherwise.

Oh god... I can't believe I put that much thought into it. Plus Dexter. That too.

 

The Dexter Morgan method.

 

Them delicious people go nice with a sprinkle of salt an' sugar.:badgrin:

 

I love that we're all twisted, so many good ideas here :lol:

 

Also, if you wanted to just get rid of the body, burn it. hehehe

 

Seems a downright shame...
Seems an awful waste...

So.. is the icicle thing true or what would really happen? Seems too good to be true but I've never looked it up. Surely if it was that easy people would have done it by now.
Just wondering since we had some large, pointy ones this year.

 

Of course I'd use an icicles, of course I'd wear gloves and a hat and buy some cheap clothes using cash at a thrift shop and of course all of the evidence would go polar plunging after I'm done...

 

I thought everyone what be like "What, you've thought about this? Weirdo!" and instead it's like "I prefer cannibalism."

 

You expected better of us? :roflmao:

 

I've read a book before where the killer used a venomous snake and laid it near the victims while they were asleep. o_o
I don't know if it's perfect but I think it's brilliant though.

 

Sherlock Holmes. The Speckled Band am I right?

 

It's a James Patterson book though. Haha. I tried to google The Speckled Band just now and it looks very similar, yes.