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10 Imminent Catastrophes to Watch For Now that Gay Marriage is Legal

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  1. Chip

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    Sadly, this article isn't satire. It's a collection of serious reports.
     
    #1 Chip, Mar 31, 2014
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    I could see all of those things happening =/

    Especially birthing the devil out our anuses, seems legit.
     
    #2 Simple Thoughts, Mar 31, 2014
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    It definitely hints at being satire by being so logically disjointed, which makes it all the more sad that it isn't satire.
     
    #3 Adhoc, Mar 31, 2014
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    Personally I'm looking forward to my jedi-centered marriage to the devil that came from my butt...
     
    #4 BookDragon, Mar 31, 2014
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    Wait... are you sure this isn't satire, or are you being sarcastic?
     
    #5 BelleFromHell, Mar 31, 2014
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    Unfortunately, while PinkNews might be a crappy news site, it is still TECHNICALLY a news site, so no, it definitely isn't satire, it's just a collection of peoples reactions.
     
    #6 BookDragon, Mar 31, 2014
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    Wow! My dad believes people will be marrying animals soon in the UK. It's so dumb, I can't even, what is this, I dunno. My dad's a bit ignorant, yet these reports... worse.
     
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    Wow...proof that Europeans can be *just* as dumb as Americans. Impressive.
     
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    Well... clearly they're making fun and being sarcastic about the various stories/articles/videos they're listing, but the point is, they're listing things that people honestly and legitimately believe. The level of stupidity in the world never ceases to amaze me.
     
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    Satan coming out of gay men's anuses.
    I don't even know how to react to this.
     
    #11 thesharkamander, Mar 31, 2014
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