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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Beware Of You, Apr 1, 2014.

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  1. Beware Of You

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    So the myths are true, I am now pregnant with a devil child for sleeping with a man.

    Opps my parents are going to kill me
     
    #1 Beware Of You, Apr 1, 2014
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    What will you name him/her? :astonished:
     
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    Lucifer, perhaps :grin:.
     
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  4. Beware Of You

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    No idea

    I have problems though, devil children are born only 2 months after conception and they wrap my own soul in evil to support them, so for the rest of my life churches will kill me, and I will melt from exposure to holy water
     
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  5. timo

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    That sounds like a wonderful experience.
     
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  6. The Escapist

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    Trying new things is always good.
     
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    I want a baby ^.^
     
    #7 Yosia, Apr 1, 2014
  8. Absol

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    Like OMG we should totally throw a baby shower!
     
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    Yep, Lucifer the lightbringer.
     
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    Is this serious?
     
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    No lol.
     
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    God I aware to god I'm physic I so,e times know what a thread is going to say before even looking at it.

    And good luck with your baby.
     
    #12 Andrew99, Apr 1, 2014
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    My best friend has been pregnant with twins for about 5 years. But, my sister ppunched him in the stomach and one of them didn't make it... Now it's twin is just inside my friend's stomach, feeding on the deceased twin and metamorphosing.
     
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    Would your best friend be feeding on that twin since it's in his stomach? :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    *backs out slowly*
     
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  16. KrnlKrazy

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    So yoour having a
    [YOUTUBE]e9mpWBHtX_c[/YOUTUBE]
    BABY!
    BABY!
    BABY!
     
    #16 KrnlKrazy, Apr 1, 2014
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    ...Hm, good question... He's always saying he's feeding for 2 though, so it's hard to tell.

    Why the ruuush. Stay with us, Kasey, we have blue haired, unnamed protagonists.
     
    #17 Emberblaze, Apr 1, 2014
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    Omg I thought I was the only one!!!! We should compare belly sizes.
     
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    Lucy for short. :wink:
     
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    I see what you did there :lol:

    That would be a funny way for a woman to announce the news to friends and family.
     
    #20 Hiems, Apr 1, 2014
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