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Would Jesus bake a wedding cake for a same sex marriage?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by HuskyPup, Apr 1, 2014.

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Would Jesus bake a wedding cake for a same sex marriage?

  1. Yes, 'cause he's mellow, and loves people

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  2. Nope, 'cause gay folks are evil and the bible says so

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  3. Possibly, depending on the couple in question, and if Jesus was good in the kitchen

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  1. HuskyPup

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    According to Pat Robertson, Jesus would not bake a 'gay' wedding cake! Nope, in his time, them there evil gays would have been stoned, so he wouldn't have have to even be bothered by such notions.

    But Jesus's baking skills and whatever other notions aside, do you think Jesus would bake a wedding cake for a gay couple?


    Here's a piece from Salon on the topic, that I found interesting:

     
    #1 HuskyPup, Apr 1, 2014
  2. Simple Thoughts

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    I'm happy to hear that Pat Robertson is just as crazy as always.

    Seriously, this guy just says whatever random crap pops into his head at any given moment.
     
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    I honestly don't know if Jesus can bake. :confused:
     
    #3 justjade, Apr 1, 2014
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    I don't see why he wouldn't.
    Despite what the christian right believes, he never said anything about gay people.

    I don't think Paul would make a wedding cake for a same-sex couple, but screw him. He's an asshole, anyway. :lol:
     
    #4 BelleFromHell, Apr 1, 2014
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    This makes me want to start the Jesus Cake Company, specializing in innovative, creative and tasty cakes for same sex marriages.
     
    #5 HuskyPup, Apr 1, 2014
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    I'm going with none of the above since "Jesus" (prepares best slang) ain't here to bake nothin'.
     
    #6 Browncoat, Apr 1, 2014
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    Sounds like fun!

    That's where I'd buy my cakes from =3
     
    #7 Simple Thoughts, Apr 1, 2014
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    Would he even know how? Somehow i dont think they had ovens in Jerusalem.

    Give a man a cake, feed him for a day. Teach a man to bake, feed him for a lifetime.
     
    #8 Nicholas1991, Apr 1, 2014
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    Bake the wedding cake? I think Jesus would be the best man!!!

    Does anybody really listen to the deranged ramblings of Pat Robertson?
     
    #9 PatrickUK, Apr 1, 2014
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    Hey, until the day he died, George Carlin was still waiting for Jesus to bring him pork chops...

    [​IMG]
     
    #10 AwesomGaytheist, Apr 1, 2014
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    I think Jesus would and he would say we are all God's children and I'm gonna bake God's children a cake .
     
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    Sounds like a good idea! :grin:
    I bet the cakes would be heveanly, YUM.
     
    #12 BelleFromHell, Apr 1, 2014
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    Couldn't agree more. :thumbsup:
     
    #13 PatrickUK, Apr 1, 2014
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    Gee...I thought it was pretty obvious that these are on the forefront right now because of people like Pat Robertson....
     
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    He made fish and bread magically appear for a shitload of people, had to be at least ONE of them that wasn't a straight white male...
     
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    Jesus wasn't a baker, but I definitely think he would have supported same sex marriage. He supported change, religious reform, and minorities. If born in this century, he would have been a democrat.
     
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    We really need to make a thread with dumb stuff Phil Robinson says .because I don't think this is the last time he'll dumb crap
     
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    No, just give him some water, flour and oil and it will magically just appear and would be the most amazing cake in existence.
     
    #18 phoenix89, Apr 1, 2014
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    I doubt he even existed. And even if he did, he was probably just some lune.
     
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    Wouldn't the devil want us to reproduce? It would mean more souls to corrupt... :rolle:
     
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