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The Canadian Border Guard.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by RobbIsFlyyy, Jul 24, 2008.

  1. RobbIsFlyyy

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    (May be a little "stalkerish", but I just had to post) :]

    Just got home from vacation, and boy was it great.
    We went to Sandusky, Ohio to Cedar Point amusement park (only the greatest ever), and then on to Niagara Falls in Ontario.
    So, we get to the border, and I snap a picture of the Welcome to Ontario sign. He see's the flash from the back of the van, and asks dad to open the side door, where I was sitting.
    Dad does, and I look into his eyes, and he looks into mine. I smile, and then, to my surprise, he smiles back at me. And I find this surprising, because I'd heard rumours of the border guards, and to sugar coat it, I'd heard that they wern't the friendliest bunch.
    Anywho, he told me not to be taking photos while we were talking. I was like "I'd never take another picture, if I can just talk to you forever."

    This man was sooooo dreamy. He had dark brown eyes, but they were the very soft, gentle, looking brown. Not the harsh, hardcore shade of brown. He had light brown/dirty blonde hair, and han a bronzed skin tone. His tight fitting Canadian Border Patrol uniform against his pumped arms, and tight chest...DAMN!
    I thought in the back of my mind the whole time we sat there...
    "DAD! Let me the hell out! Imma jump in that little booth thing, and me and this guard are gonna sex all day!"

    Damn!
    I gotta go to Canada more often.
    :]

    So, the moral?
    I love the Canadian Border Patrol Guard. :]

    Wooo, bby.

    Welcome me home?
    :]
     
  2. Emile

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    Haha that's cool! I didn't know our border patrol guards were hot!
     
  3. RobbIsFlyyy

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    Ooh, yeahh.
    :]

    He's so hottt.
    He was in the fourth booth from the left if you're coming from the USA.
    Over the rainbow bridge.
    ;]
    Maybe he works that one every day.
    Idk.
    But thats the one I'm going through every time I go.
    :]


    Btw, Je me souviens. :]
    I memorized that from your guys license plates.
    :]
    They look weird.
    :]
    Add some colour.
     
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    I got to admit, the border some of the border guards look very sexy in their uniforms. One of them I dealt with on the way back recently was being a douchebag but the others that I dealt with were pretty friendly.
     
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    Robb <3 <3 welcome back :]] Lol, I love Niagara Falls. Ohh wow and Cedar Point amazing <3 Goddd why couldn't you take me with D: haha.

    -Luis
     
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    :lol: wow thats quite the story. I live in ONtario, maybe I should hang out by the border more often lol. That made me laugh so hard cause it was such a good story, thanks.
     
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    Ah, I like a man in uniform. (wonder why?)

    *adds to vacation plan: Stop at lane 4 when going to Canada
     
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    hahaha, indeed what a story. You should have taken a picture of him! then maybe you could have just kept taaaalking :lol:
     
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  10. RobbIsFlyyy

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    Haha, glad you guys are enjoying my story. :]

    And I could have taken a picture.
    Then he woulda pulled me outta our car and he woulda been forced to touch me.
    Damn.
    Why didn't I think of that?!
    ;]

    Ooh.

    Btw, I love Canada. Jus so y'all be knowin' .
     
  11. Emile

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    Over the rainbow bridge?! Haha! That looks gay to me XD What if he's gay :eek: !

    They don't look wierd! And there's already some colour in it, its blue :icon_bigg
     
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    Canada's new advertising campaign:

    Come to Canada
    Now with 100% more sexy border guards, mounties, and Police Officers.

    Yea my brother use to work the border and I have to admit some of his friends were cute. :bang: I'm gonna kill myself for typing that now. Hahahaa
     
  13. RobbIsFlyyy

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    Rainbow Bridge?!
    I never thought of that.

    And yeah, he was definately some serious eye candy.
    And that southern Canadian accent.
    Ooohhhh, god.

    Imma have to quit posting.

    I wanna marry him now.

    See what you guys do to me?
    lol.

    And yes.
    They're blue.
    And white. :]
    And in french.
    Thats' hott.
     
  14. RobbIsFlyyy

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    So, obviously, people are freaked over my thoughts of the guard.
    Haha, no post in two days.

    Coincidence?
    I think not.
    Haha, j/k.
     
  15. Master Hade

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    I have never had any desire to go to canada untill now!
     
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    Damn damn damn!!

    I knew I should have gone to Canada when I went to Niagara Falls:bang::bang:

    Great falls and a hot guy would have made perfect trip!!
     
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    Hahah!
    Yay for Canada !
    That's scandalous :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    Did he say anything after your cute remark ?
     
  18. RobbIsFlyyy

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    He didn't say anything.
    But as I drove away, I turned around to look at him again, and he stood, stuck his head out of the guard box, and smiled at me.
    :]