How to Pee with Morning Wood | DudeIWantThat.com Ok so was shown this by my step bro I asked bf who slaped it about a bit:roflmao: me I just wait for the swelling to go down . doubt I could do a superman not first thing in morning anyway :eek:
Hahaha thats funny. The Frog looks like the best way for me. The tube looks like a lot of effort but I wish I could do the handstand. I never usually go to the toilet when hard, I just for it to go down (even though im desperate haha).
My washroom architecture is not conducive to most of the more adventurous stances Did give me a good laugh though.
If I go to the Bathroom when I have wood, it's basically like that scene in It's Me Myself and Irene.
Lol I also just wait until morning wood dies down. The Frog is the best way because it's closest to peeing while sitting on the toilet seat. Superman looks like a position similar to what Zac Efron used in the movie That Awkward Moment I lack the upper-body strength and core strength to do handstands. But doing handstands while peeing looks like fun, haha.
Okay I know this is just for fun, and I did find the Gymnast hilarious, but, is this really a problem? DD I mean, I just press on it gently so the trajectory is favourable... Quick and painless.
When a body part is stiff, it may respond favorably to a massage... One hand is all this particular part would require. :lol: I liked "How to Pee with Morning Wood"!
HaHa this is awesome although doing a handstand while peeing could go badly go wrong if you're at the wrong angle
