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Mind Freak · 30th Jul 2008, 01:33 AM

What had happened was I wanted cinnamon toast. So I put the bread in the toaster and proceeded to watch the boondocks (love that show) from the kitchen.

I take 4 steps away from the toaster and every fire alarm in the house goes off! We have like 7 so it was loud. So I'm trying to fan the alarm so it'll stop beeping before my parents wake up but there's freakin 7 of em so that didn't happen.

I didn't even know my toast was burned to a crisp. So the alarms stop beeping and I go look at the toast and its tar black. LOL

that happened at 1 in the morning. Needless to say my parents were upset. Lol

Stupid toaster. : P

Louise · 30th Jul 2008, 04:04 AM

Uuurrrmm, I think I would have been slightly upset also!!! Is this a habit of yours to burn toast, is that why you have so many smoke detectors?

Just kidding, smoke detectors drive me mad, I know they save lives and all that but how many people have they rendered deaf coz you can't turn the darn thing off and it's only a bit of burnt toast/fishfingers/sausage anyway?

Kimi · 30th Jul 2008, 04:29 AM

I never...well almost never burned my toast.

I altho quite often burn croissant badly

30th Jul 2008, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimi

I never...well almost never burned my toast.

I altho quite often burn croissant badly

do you make them?

My mums good at buring toast

InaRut · 30th Jul 2008, 05:16 AM

That's why Cinamon Toast Crunch is better.

You don't have to cook it and it's got swirls of cinamon toast flavor in every bite!

pirateninja · 30th Jul 2008, 05:35 AM

The perfect way to cooking toast,
Just so you never have to guess,
Cook it 'til it burns and then,
Twenty seconds less.

I can't remember where I heard that from, but still good advice

-Michael- · 30th Jul 2008, 05:38 AM

Made me lol

Alexander · 30th Jul 2008, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by InaRut

That's why Cinamon Toast Crunch is better.

You don't have to cook it and it's got swirls of cinamon toast flavor in every bite!

lol

tazzie · 30th Jul 2008, 09:05 AM

Not the TOAST :O Think of the toast

beckyg · 30th Jul 2008, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mind Freak

What had happened was I wanted cinnamon toast. So I put the bread in the toaster and proceeded to watch the boondocks (love that show) from the kitchen.

I take 4 steps away from the toaster and every fire alarm in the house goes off! We have like 7 so it was loud. So I'm trying to fan the alarm so it'll stop beeping before my parents wake up but there's freakin 7 of em so that didn't happen.

I didn't even know my toast was burned to a crisp. So the alarms stop beeping and I go look at the toast and its tar black. LOL

that happened at 1 in the morning. Needless to say my parents were upset. Lol

Stupid toaster. : P

Did you learn to cook from me?

beckyg · 30th Jul 2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Louise

Uuurrrmm, I think I would have been slightly upset also!!! Is this a habit of yours to burn toast, is that why you have so many smoke detectors?

Just kidding, smoke detectors drive me mad, I know they save lives and all that but how many people have they rendered deaf coz you can't turn the darn thing off and it's only a bit of burnt toast/fishfingers/sausage anyway?

I am too short to turn the dang things off so you will often see me with a pillow fanning the smoke away until they go off. My kids tell me that when the smoke alarm goes off, dinner is ready.

Trumpetplyer23 · 30th Jul 2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by beckyg

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Originally Posted by Louise

Uuurrrmm, I think I would have been slightly upset also!!! Is this a habit of yours to burn toast, is that why you have so many smoke detectors?

Just kidding, smoke detectors drive me mad, I know they save lives and all that but how many people have they rendered deaf coz you can't turn the darn thing off and it's only a bit of burnt toast/fishfingers/sausage anyway?

I am too short to turn the dang things off so you will often see me with a pillow fanning the smoke away until they go off. My kids tell me that when the smoke alarm goes off, dinner is ready.

Lmao Becky.

The smoke alarm in my house is installed right outside of the kitchen. One time, my parents were cooking something and it was all smoky and the alarm went off. Well, to try and stop the problem, they closed the sliding door that lead to the kitchen, but all the smoke had went into the room with the alarm, so my dad had to turn the thing off, but the off switch didn't work, so he literatly had to take the thing down and take out the batteries. I came running from the other room going "Where's the fire?!?" I proceeded to duck under the table.

Let's just say it was an interesting day.

Alabastair · 30th Jul 2008, 09:34 AM

The last time my little brother tried cooking, I learned two things: how not to make cookies, and that smoke alarms have two sources of electricity.

sdc91 · 30th Jul 2008, 09:42 AM

Haha, I never use the toaster. I always use the microwave because I like soft things instead of crispy.

...I'm a little weird like that.

KatzInHatz · 30th Jul 2008, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by beckyg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Louise

Uuurrrmm, I think I would have been slightly upset also!!! Is this a habit of yours to burn toast, is that why you have so many smoke detectors?

Just kidding, smoke detectors drive me mad, I know they save lives and all that but how many people have they rendered deaf coz you can't turn the darn thing off and it's only a bit of burnt toast/fishfingers/sausage anyway?

I am too short to turn the dang things off so you will often see me with a pillow fanning the smoke away until they go off. My kids tell me that when the smoke alarm goes off, dinner is ready.

Lol that's exactly what my mom does

But she uses a broom to fan the smoke away haha

Mind Freak · 30th Jul 2008, 12:07 PM

Lol. I didn't even get to make my toast!
I just gave up after I burned them up the first time.

Plus I didn't want to risk the alarm going off again. Haha.

Mirko · 30th Jul 2008, 12:28 PM

Well, when I was living at home, and my mom was toasting the toast for breakfast, the smoke detectors went off nearly every morning. I never slept in!!

Mind Freak · 30th Jul 2008, 12:30 PM

Haha. That was the first time I ever burned toast though!
I would burn the toast in the middle of the night. Lol.

30th Jul 2008, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sdc91

Haha, I never use the toaster. I always use the microwave because I like soft things instead of crispy.

...I'm a little weird like that.

We'll be weird buddies then!!

Lava421 · 30th Jul 2008, 10:26 PM

I'm curious about how far away your seven fire alarms are from each other.

30th Jul 2008, 01:33 AM	#1
Mind Freak Hey y'all (It's a southern thang);D Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Uh? Bi! Out Status: HOLY COW [at least 10] WHOLE PEOPLE! ;) Age: 19 Posts: 755 Join Date: Jul 2008	I burned my toast! Lol. What had happened was I wanted cinnamon toast. So I put the bread in the toaster and proceeded to watch the boondocks (love that show) from the kitchen. I take 4 steps away from the toaster and every fire alarm in the house goes off! We have like 7 so it was loud. So I'm trying to fan the alarm so it'll stop beeping before my parents wake up but there's freakin 7 of em so that didn't happen. I didn't even know my toast was burned to a crisp. So the alarms stop beeping and I go look at the toast and its tar black. LOL that happened at 1 in the morning. Needless to say my parents were upset. Lol Stupid toaster. : P __________________

30th Jul 2008, 04:04 AM	#2
Louise EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Straight/open minded Location: France Age: 47 Posts: 2,120 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. Uuurrrmm, I think I would have been slightly upset also!!! Is this a habit of yours to burn toast, is that why you have so many smoke detectors? Just kidding, smoke detectors drive me mad, I know they save lives and all that but how many people have they rendered deaf coz you can't turn the darn thing off and it's only a bit of burnt toast/fishfingers/sausage anyway? __________________ I'm a supporter of gay rights... by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant. Paul Newman

30th Jul 2008, 04:29 AM	#3
Kimi EC's Biggest Horndog Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: A few people Location: Japan Age: 22 Posts: 3,017 Join Date: Feb 2007	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. I never...well almost never burned my toast. I altho quite often burn croissant badly __________________ AMAZINGLY, I GET HOTTER WITH MY CLOTHES OFF

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30th Jul 2008, 05:35 AM	#6
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. The perfect way to cooking toast, Just so you never have to guess, Cook it 'til it burns and then, Twenty seconds less. I can't remember where I heard that from, but still good advice __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

30th Jul 2008, 05:38 AM	#7
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30th Jul 2008, 09:05 AM	#9
tazzie Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: australia Posts: 67 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. Not the TOAST :O Think of the toast

30th Jul 2008, 09:34 AM	#13
Alabastair Member Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Gay Out Status: several close friends Posts: 84 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. The last time my little brother tried cooking, I learned two things: how not to make cookies, and that smoke alarms have two sources of electricity. __________________ Life is a dance floor, you are the music, and love is the rhythm!

30th Jul 2008, 09:42 AM	#14
sdc91 Coop d'état Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Berlin, Germany Age: 21 Posts: 1,607 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. Haha, I never use the toaster. I always use the microwave because I like soft things instead of crispy. ...I'm a little weird like that. __________________

30th Jul 2008, 12:07 PM	#16
Mind Freak Hey y'all (It's a southern thang);D Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Uh? Bi! Out Status: HOLY COW [at least 10] WHOLE PEOPLE! ;) Age: 19 Posts: 755 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. Lol. I didn't even get to make my toast! I just gave up after I burned them up the first time. Plus I didn't want to risk the alarm going off again. Haha. __________________

30th Jul 2008, 12:28 PM	#17
Mirko Molitva Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out and about Location: British Columbia, Canada Age: 35 Posts: 10,052 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. Well, when I was living at home, and my mom was toasting the toast for breakfast, the smoke detectors went off nearly every morning. I never slept in!! __________________ ~ Let Go of Who You Think You're Supposed to Be and Embrace Who You Are ~

30th Jul 2008, 12:30 PM	#18
Mind Freak Hey y'all (It's a southern thang);D Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Uh? Bi! Out Status: HOLY COW [at least 10] WHOLE PEOPLE! ;) Age: 19 Posts: 755 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. Haha. That was the first time I ever burned toast though! I would burn the toast in the middle of the night. Lol. __________________

30th Jul 2008, 10:26 PM	#20
Lava421 Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Five friends Age: 25 Posts: 213 Join Date: Apr 2005	Re: I burned my toast! Lol. I'm curious about how far away your seven fire alarms are from each other.