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Beebo · 7th Aug 2008, 05:01 PM

You heard it straight from the cannon faced cat with a beard!

I laughed, but I was offended at the same time because... well they describe anyone who does anything sexual bad (even straight stuff) as a fag. It's pretty funny though, so give it a look.

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

Is this legit? or do you think it's a joke?

sdc91 · 7th Aug 2008, 05:05 PM

©2005 Chickenhead Productions

lol, would a real gov't website have a shop?

Bryan90 · 7th Aug 2008, 05:32 PM

You have got to be kidding me....

This is no.5 from the 10 things you should do to be cool:

"BULLY SOME SISSY!
You know that kid in school who dresses a little too well and has lots of platonic "girlfriends"? Yeah, the one who once wore green on Thursday and listens to Britney? Wait for him after school, and once he's walked out of Drama Club, crack him in the kidneys with a golf club. If no one's around, do it again. For good measure, sit on his face and tell him what a homo he is. Of course, you might feel a little worked up after this, so it's okay to take a ball peen hammer to your testicles for relief."

no. 7

"DESTROY STUFF!
Tapping in to the zen clarity of senseless destruction is a wonderful way to forget all about the lure of disgusting girls and their sissy privates. Yes, whether it's smashing windows in a vacationing neighbor's house, imploding the heads of Barbie dolls with the business end of an aluminum baseball bat, or setting a hotwired bulldozer loose in an unattended construction site, you and your Sex is for Fags pals will have a majorly cool time purging vile, pornographic fantasies from your testosterone-ravaged minds! "

Oh my God, what has our world turn out to become....

Beebo · 7th Aug 2008, 05:38 PM

:O, I didn't read all of them, number 5 is really degrading, even if it is supposed to be a joke.

7th Aug 2008, 05:55 PM

I laughed out loud. What else can I do?? I mean seriously. Like everyone can suppress their urges.

Lava421 · 7th Aug 2008, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sdc91

©2005 Chickenhead Productions

lol, would a real gov't website have a shop?

It isn't a .gov site.

SkyTears · 7th Aug 2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lava421

Quote:

Originally Posted by sdc91

©2005 Chickenhead Productions

lol, would a real gov't website have a shop?

It isn't a .gov site.

when you said gov't website i had to double check and saw it wasn't .gov so you can be sure that it isn't

hmmm; they have a gift shop ... how great ...

Wander · 7th Aug 2008, 07:04 PM

Absolutely pitiful...even as a joke, it's incredibly distasteful.

Hoppip · 7th Aug 2008, 07:34 PM

The sister site is called "IRON HYMEN"

pfffahhahahah.

That made me laugh so hard.

Edit: They also have a "sex is for fags" teddy bear. NICE. I know what Iiiii'm getting for Christmas!

**Ben** · 8th Aug 2008, 01:05 AM

It won't load for me... but google tells me it's a parody site.

**Lexington** · 8th Aug 2008, 01:48 AM

Yeah, it's a parody site. You know, so when they say take a golf club to the sissy-boy's kidneys? Yeah, just kidding. Not their fault if someone don't realize it.

Lex

InaRut · 8th Aug 2008, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lexington

Yeah, it's a parody site. You know, so when they say take a golf club to the sissy-boy's kidneys? Yeah, just kidding. Not their fault if someone don't realize it.

Lex

Kinda like the Stephen Colbert approach

. Luckily it wouldn't load for me.

sdc91 · 8th Aug 2008, 09:05 AM

lol, this thread pops up second on google when you search for that site...

8th Aug 2008, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InaRut

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lexington

Yeah, it's a parody site. You know, so when they say take a golf club to the sissy-boy's kidneys? Yeah, just kidding. Not their fault if someone don't realize it.

Lex

Kinda like the Stephen Colbert approach

. Luckily it wouldn't load for me.

Heres the cache for sexisforfags http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...lnk&cd=1&gl=us

And the sister site IRON HYMEN!!! (that would be an interesting super hero)http://209.85.141.104/search?q=cache...lnk&cd=1&gl=us

The pictures might not load but they dont matter. Sites like this is why Some kids in California think drinking bleach will prevent pregnancy and HIV

Bryan90 · 8th Aug 2008, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sdc91

lol, this thread pops up second on google when you search for that site...

Hahaha..

I just tried...

The irony...

8th Aug 2008, 01:52 PM

Um I thought you were leaving the board...

8th Aug 2008, 01:59 PM

The website is just for lulz.

Lava421 · 8th Aug 2008, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seanathon

Edit: They also have a "sex is for fags" teddy bear. NICE. I know what Iiiii'm getting for Christmas!

If you're serious, I suggest you to think about what you would be funding.

7th Aug 2008, 05:01 PM	#1
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 23 Posts: 893 Join Date: Feb 2008	Sex is for FAGS :O! You heard it straight from the cannon faced cat with a beard! I laughed, but I was offended at the same time because... well they describe anyone who does anything sexual bad (even straight stuff) as a fag. It's pretty funny though, so give it a look. http://www.sexisforfags.com/ Is this legit? or do you think it's a joke? __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

7th Aug 2008, 05:05 PM	#2
sdc91 Coop d'état Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Berlin, Germany Age: 21 Posts: 1,607 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! ©2005 Chickenhead Productions lol, would a real gov't website have a shop? __________________

7th Aug 2008, 05:32 PM	#3
Bryan90 EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Location: Toronto, Canada Age: 22 Posts: 668 Join Date: Nov 2006	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! You have got to be kidding me.... This is no.5 from the 10 things you should do to be cool: "BULLY SOME SISSY! You know that kid in school who dresses a little too well and has lots of platonic "girlfriends"? Yeah, the one who once wore green on Thursday and listens to Britney? Wait for him after school, and once he's walked out of Drama Club, crack him in the kidneys with a golf club. If no one's around, do it again. For good measure, sit on his face and tell him what a homo he is. Of course, you might feel a little worked up after this, so it's okay to take a ball peen hammer to your testicles for relief." no. 7 "DESTROY STUFF! Tapping in to the zen clarity of senseless destruction is a wonderful way to forget all about the lure of disgusting girls and their sissy privates. Yes, whether it's smashing windows in a vacationing neighbor's house, imploding the heads of Barbie dolls with the business end of an aluminum baseball bat, or setting a hotwired bulldozer loose in an unattended construction site, you and your Sex is for Fags pals will have a majorly cool time purging vile, pornographic fantasies from your testosterone-ravaged minds! " Oh my God, what has our world turn out to become.... __________________ "But only in their dreams can man be truly free. 'Twas always thus, and always thus will be." - John Keating, Dead Poets Society

7th Aug 2008, 05:38 PM	#4
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 23 Posts: 893 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! :O, I didn't read all of them, number 5 is really degrading, even if it is supposed to be a joke. __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

7th Aug 2008, 05:55 PM	#5
GunStarre Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! I laughed out loud. What else can I do?? I mean seriously. Like everyone can suppress their urges.

7th Aug 2008, 07:04 PM	#8
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! Absolutely pitiful...even as a joke, it's incredibly distasteful.

7th Aug 2008, 07:34 PM	#9
Hoppip look at the good i do Full Member Gender: Lv. 18 ♂ Orientation: Water / Dragon Out Status: Uncommon Location: Johto Posts: 1,562 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! The sister site is called "IRON HYMEN" pfffahhahahah. That made me laugh so hard. Edit: They also have a "sex is for fags" teddy bear. NICE. I know what Iiiii'm getting for Christmas! __________________ KUDOS ME. I made myshelf pregnant. Last edited by Hoppip; 7th Aug 2008 at 07:37 PM..

8th Aug 2008, 01:05 AM	#10
Ben Was Invisible. EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Age: 20 Posts: 3,702 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! It won't load for me... but google tells me it's a parody site.

8th Aug 2008, 01:48 AM	#11
Lexington The gay gargoyle EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Colorado Age: 42 Posts: 12,370 Join Date: Dec 2007	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! Yeah, it's a parody site. You know, so when they say take a golf club to the sissy-boy's kidneys? Yeah, just kidding. Not their fault if someone don't realize it. Lex

8th Aug 2008, 09:05 AM	#13
sdc91 Coop d'état Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Berlin, Germany Age: 21 Posts: 1,607 Join Date: Nov 2007	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! lol, this thread pops up second on google when you search for that site... __________________

8th Aug 2008, 01:52 PM	#16
IHeartDisney Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! Um I thought you were leaving the board...

8th Aug 2008, 01:59 PM	#17
Ty Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Sex is for FAGS :O! The website is just for lulz.