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"How do you feel about your penis?"

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by BMC77, May 23, 2014.

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How do you feel about your penis?

  1. It is the best penis in the world!

    11 vote(s)
    8.0%

  2. It's perfectly fine. No complaints.

    41 vote(s)
    29.7%

  3. It's OK, but there are things I don't like about it.

    51 vote(s)
    37.0%

  4. I don't like it.

    13 vote(s)
    9.4%

  5. I hate it.

    13 vote(s)
    9.4%

  6. Other (specify in comments!)

    9 vote(s)
    6.5%
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  1. BMC77

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    Years back, I watched Late Late Show with Tom Snyder (on after David Letterman on CBS). Tom Snyder did talk shows for years, and one night he recounted an incident that took place years before. I don't remember the exact story, but it involved a guest who was a (as I recall) a sexuality expert of some sort. And while backstage, this guest asked every man something like: "How do you feel about your penis?" The question made more than one guy cringe.

    I was thinking of this earlier, and thought, why not make a few guys cringe here. [Insert evil chuckle.]

    So...how do you feel about your penis?

    (Sorry to exclude those of you without a penis from the poll. But do feel free to comment.)
     
    #1 BMC77, May 23, 2014
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    I like mine!:icon_wink Of course I wish it were a bit bigger. It makes me happy!
     
    #2 Caleb2001, May 23, 2014
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    My Mr. Happy is very happy.
     
    #3 greatwhale, May 23, 2014
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    I'm perfectly fine with mine. I take good care of him :lol:
     
    #4 Kabuki, May 23, 2014
  5. Fallingdown7

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    I don't have a penis but I kind of wish I did because it would make everything more fun.
     
    #5 Fallingdown7, May 23, 2014
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    Why is it there? I dont want it, take it away
     
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    I hate it almost as much as I hate Nigel Farage.
     
    #7 BookDragon, May 23, 2014
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    I'm very fond, we get on well :lol:
     
    #8 PatrickUK, May 23, 2014
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    It's a little small.
     
    #9 Hexagon, May 23, 2014
  10. TheStudent

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    Well, you did succeed in making me cringe :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    And to answer your question: Meh. It could be better but it could also be a lot worse.
     
    #10 TheStudent, May 23, 2014
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    My self harm includes my genitals so...


    Life.
     
    #11 Fugs, May 23, 2014
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    I'm okay with it.
     
    #12 BryanM, May 23, 2014
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    I hit the wrong button. Dammit. Oh well. "I don't like it" is close enough. It is a nuisance and causes dysphoria. It is like a cruel joke.
     
    #13 Kat 5, May 23, 2014
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    NIGEL! He's so funny and so cool! I met him last year in Ottawa! Awesome dude! Very suave! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: But as y'all know, I'm a conservative, so yeah...

    In terms of my penis, I LOVE IT! Best part of the body! I wish it were a little bigger (especially some more girth), but what can I say? I LOVE IT!
     
    #14 confuseduser99, May 23, 2014
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    It's ok, it works as it's designed to :lol:.

    TMI but I've always been a bit self-conscious because it curves a bit to the left, no pain or abnormality, it's just not straight :lol:. Somewhat nervous about it once I actually start dating, etc. though.
     
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    I'd be happier if it was a little more visible, kinda sucks to have it only in my mind. :rolle:
     
    #16 paris, May 23, 2014
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    It's OK, gets in the way quite a lot. :angry:
     
    #17 AudreyB, May 23, 2014
  18. BMC77

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    I voted for "It's OK, but there are things I don't like about it." It is functional as far as I know (Sex with another person untested function, but no reason to believe it won't work. But I won't know until I try it.) But a part of me wishes I were uncut, and I do tend to blame my penis for the times I am pee shy. (Probably not fair--but it's the visible part of the "pee system" so it gets the blame.)

    When a teenager, I'd have voted for either "I don't like it" or--at times--"I hate it." I hated my circumcision scar, and I found the unwanted boners embarrassing at best.
     
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    Pee shy... THE WORST! I HATE THAT! The one downside of having a penis :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:. That, and the awkward boner in public.
     
    #19 confuseduser99, May 23, 2014
  20. anthonythegamer

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    I love my penis. However, balls get very annoying for me.
     
    #20 anthonythegamer, May 23, 2014
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