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Funny gay sayings or quotes

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by mangotree, May 27, 2014.

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  1. mangotree

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    I see some pretty creative and funny things on dating profiles, t-shirts or just randomly on the net or on FB, what have you seen?

    Peace be with you.




    Few examples:

     
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    Love it. I want a cupcake
    :roflmao:
     
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    Spaghetti is straight until it gets wet.

    ^Is my favorite. :slight_smile:
     
    #3 PurpleGrey, May 27, 2014
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    I'm not straight, I just bend both ways :wink:

    Homophobia is gay (not sure why I found this so funny :lol:slight_smile:

    And of course, the one in my signature :wink:
     
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    I don't look gay ?! sorry I forgot to fart rainbows :roflmao:
    I am straight as a rainbow :lol:

    All previous are hilarious :roflmao: :thumbsup::eusa_clap
     
    #5 the prince, May 27, 2014
  6. awesomeness

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    "I'm as straight as a circle"
     
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    Men need not apply just the ladies thank you :slight_smile:

    I'm an actual lesbian not the fake one you see in porns you the ones that are actually straight and get paid to act like me

    I'm from lesbos I only come in peace
     
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  8. IJustWantToLove

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    If there's a line of gay people, is it still a straight line?

    You seem like a sweet person. Mind if I lick you to find out?

    So, I asked her for the scissors, and that's when she dimmed the lights...

    "Instead of 'Gay friends' can we say 'Homiesexuals'?" - Ellen DeGeneres

    Kid: Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken?
    Mum: No, Barbie comes with Stacey, she just fakes it with Ken.

    Not gay as in happy but queer as in f*ck you.

    Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios.

    Gay conversation therapy makes a gay person straight like tanning makes a white person hispanic...
     
    #8 IJustWantToLove, May 27, 2014
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    Absolutely LOVE this. I think you meant "conversion" instead of "conversation" though, didn't you?
     
    #9 DangerAlex, May 27, 2014
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    You know the saying "Straight Is Great!" I came up with a counter saying "Gay Is The Way!"
     
    #11 XenaxGabby, May 27, 2014
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    "I'm so gay I can't even drive straight." <<Seen on a rainbow bumper sticker I've threatened to buy for my token gay friend. XD
     
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    "Straight as a ruler" written on a flexible ruler :slight_smile:
     
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    I've heard it as:

    You're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot!
     
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    Don't ask me about my orientation because you're not going to get a straight answer.
     
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    I know a couple corny jokes that you guys might like.

    "I like my men like I like my wallet, chubby and covered in leather."

    "I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't." (A friend of mine's way of telling women he's gay.)

    "Being around gay people makes you gay, just like being around tall people makes you taller yourself."
     
    #16 Minamimoto_Fan, May 28, 2014
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    I can't even think straight. I couldn't even think straight yesterday and I probably won't think straight tomorrow.
     
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    Kid: Mommy? Does Barbie come with Ken?
    Mum: No, Barbie comes with Stacey, she just fakes it with Ken.

    That one make me laugh
     
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