Ive just cut my arm... I was messing around with scissors. Like closing them on my arm but sliding them up so it never actually cut me. But then my music blasted out of my iPod and i shit myself (not literally) and now i have two lush big cuts on my arm...:eek: At least it looks awesome with all this blood... Oh god i have blood on the keyboard
How big? Is it more a booboo or a "HOLY SHIT! CALL THE AMBULANCE!" cut? If it's the latter; for god's sake wrap it in a towel, elevate it, and get someone to drive you to A+E. And don't go into the light! In future; Don't play with scissors! That's a lesbian's job [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPhMTdQwiao&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]
Its more along the lines of... My arm looks totally cool...and my cool as fuckn white tshirt is not cool as fuck red tshirt... Im pretty sure it hasnt hitk any major veins or arteries... Ill just leave it 'til mornign. Im tired anyway i;ll just sleep. and i wasnt runnign... i was sitting and no she never really had the time to teel me
Lmfao, I literally laughed out loud at that. And like she said, don't play with scissors in the future!
this is totally off topic, but there's actually a video game company called running with scissors and there logo is a dude running with scissors they made a game called postal 1&2 sorry for the completely random post i'm kinda bored
Ok next morning... Im sober now, my bed sheet just basically has red patches all over... But its now bleeding anymore. Stings like a bitch though.