Conspiracy theory: sex/phisical intimacy/ relationships... Dont happen

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  1. Straight ally

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    Im beginning to suspect that people are not really having sex/phisical intimacies. That all that there is all an illusion and a complot to make me believe having sex/or any sort of phisical intimacy is possible and people do it and even required for reproduction when, in reality, babies just pop out from people's trees. Because from what i have experienced having sex seems as possible as reqching the gold pot at the end of the rainbow.

    Is there any fellow like me who suspect the same? Maybe we could form a secret organization and reveal the truth.

    (Obviously i dont actually believe this :grin: ....but it sometimes feel like that :/ ...)

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    Oh yes, and boobies are a myth too, i mean, i havent seen or touched one, how do i know they exist.. I have only seen them in porn, but as all my fellows knowers-of-the-truth know, boobs in porn are created with CGI to mantain the illusion that boobies exist.

    (Again, just in case, this is pseudo conspiracy theory, me acting paranoid)
     
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    It's ok. Multiple times, I have sworn that I am living my own Truman Show with all the drama in my life. It feels like some B-rate Lifetime movie script. :grin:
     
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    :lol: maybe we are part of the same movie :lol:
     
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    I think you on to something
     
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    Guys we cant let them find out!! Get the men in black to erase their menories quick! Before they realise our plans with them! XD
     
  6. Wuggums47

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    Time is an illusion caused by the government fluoridating our water supplies.
     
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    Do I smell something burning?
     
  8. Straight ally

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    By the way, illusions are an illusion, there is no such thing as an illusion, goverment created the illusion that illusion exist by using illusion tricks (illusion tricks dont exist either)

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    and the existence of lies is a lie, everything that has been said is true
     
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    I've had thoughts along the lines of the OP, but questioning the existence of this won't make it less real. Perhaps you want it to be more real in your own life (I know I do). Making it real for you might be the real mystery (in my personal experience)
     
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    This is parody :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I'm confused :confused:
     
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    Of course not. Sex is a physical act originally meant for reproduction but used for pleasure. It is real.

    Love/relationships is an emotional connection, which depending on your definition of real, may or may not be as it is created in the brain.
    However, it is nonetheless a part of life.
     
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    Oh god, all this time, my cock was shagging imaginary men & women!

    I WAS BETRAYED!
     
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    But me and my girlfriend hug. That's not physical intimacy? Wow. All those years me living under a rock are really paying off.
     
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    No wonder I've never been in a relationship. I need to get in the loop.
     
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    This is me joking around and being deliverately silly :grin:

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    I know that happens