The gay agenda.

I've heard people use the term, "gay agenda", and I've always had a hard time not laughing. People who say that clearly think we're more organized than we are. I like to try to come up with ideas for what they think the gay agenda is. I think they think we are lizard people bent on world domination, and then we will enslave all humans and make them bring us our fancy cocktails and clean up after our small dogs. Because that's totally what gay people do.

So what do you think they think the gay agenda is? Be creative.

 

Gay agenda: suck dick

 

The Gay Agenda is to spread glitter far and wide, while riding unicorns on rainbows....

 

Let's see. The gay agenda: Wake up, watch TV, do dishes, nap, wake back up, watch TV, ride train, tutor, come home, dinner, clean storage building, then listen to music. Oh! and take over the world with my rainbow steamroller ^_^ There was one that we all agreed on at the last meeting, anyone have it?

 

To repopulate the world with only gays (theyre not sure how its going to work yet)

 

I would have gotten the rainbow steamroller but Jeremy...Jeremy where are you...Jeremy...he is such a pill...love his shoes though...anyway I was saying, right, rainbow caterpillar, or was it a bulldozer...steamroller? Are you sure? Honey, there isn't enough glitter in the world to run that thing...are you sure?

 

I forgot the part of our agenda where we fight for the rights to marry our partners, thus laying the legal framework to allow us to divorce them and marry our partner's many cats.

 

What, that one where we turn all the straight people gay?

 

I thought we turn them in to delicious tapas. That's a gay type of food right?

 

Honey, all I need to do is shit. Remember, I shit rainbows covered in glitter.

---------- Post added 10th Jun 2014 at 01:27 AM ----------

or better yet rainbow-glitter!!!!!! :roflmao:

 

Yes. And for efficiency, we're merging breakfast and lunch into brunch.

 

Additionally, breakfast and dinner is brinner. Also hot dogs for lunch is mandatory now. If you're vegan, please inform your local grocery store so they may properly accommodate you.

 

Terror in the streets!

 

The revolution will be glorious... and tasteful...

And will occur immediately following brunch. Well, unless Gary's on mimosa duty. You know he does those champagne cocktails with the raspberry puree. They're very tasty... and I always have a couple more than I probably should. In which case I'll probably need a nap after brunch--oooh we could nap out by the pool. Gary's boyfriend in that little swimsuit he wears is very easy on the eyes. Remember that time at Roscoes when they had the amateur strip off and Gary's boyfriend... Wait, he must have a name, right? I mean everyone's got a name... Wait a sec, what were we talking about? Oh right, the revolution. Maybe next week...

 

The straights have us all figured out. Damn.

 

Enslave all the hunks and bitchez for our own personal harems! Dibs on Mila Jovovich and Emilie Autumn.

 

:roflmao:

 

I'll get back to you on the gay agenda once I can get my own personal agenda figured out. I guess cleaning this house would top the agenda, soooo threatening.

 

hmmmm... since this is conspiracy theory territory..
the gay agenda is to create as many gay people as possible, while creating weird diseases to kill or injure all the straight people, and when the don't get sick they sacrifice them to Satan and do voodoo rituals...lol
i doubt there is any such "gay agenda" but i know the far right has their own,and its not peace and equality... or rainbows :icon_wink

 

My gay agenda for tomorrow:

Wake up
Take dogs outside
Eat breakfast
Feed animals
Go on a walk
Play some basketball
Do some reading
Contemplate life
Feed animals again
Eat lunch
Walk dogs
Watch tv
Go on EC
Take a shower
Have dinner
Go to bed

I mean, isn't it obvious? In out to destroy the world! GOP goes first. I will steal all the republican women.:rolle: