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  1. Toast8971

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    Hey, post your best, or worst, pick up lines for either sex :icon_bigg
     
    #1 Toast8971, Jun 23, 2014
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    My personal favorite is this one:

    Person A: Hey, have you seen my library card?
    Person B: Uh, no?
    Person A: Well, if you do see it, let me know. I'm trying to check you out.

    Bonus points to me, for actually using it. I don't use it with the intent to ask somebody out, but I have done it to lighten the mood.
     
    #2 Kaiser, Jun 23, 2014
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    "Are you made out of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe."
    "Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y."
    "Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

    and

    "You're sweeter than π."
     
    #3 Nychthemeron, Jun 23, 2014
  4. tone

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    are you a parking ticket? cause you've got fine written all over you
    and my favorite nerdy one: if I was an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes (jeans)
     
    #4 tone, Jun 23, 2014
  5. asdfghjk

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    do u work at subway

    cos u just gave me a foot long :wink:

    (wait wait shit im a girl shit, play it cool PLAY IT COOL)

    ---------- Post added 23rd Jun 2014 at 08:49 PM ----------

    ur momma so fat she dont need the internet cos she already world wiide


    WAIT NO I GOT MY WIRES CROSSED SHit i FuCkee up, i fucked up...
     
    #5 asdfghjk, Jun 23, 2014
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    i think i would date you in another world
     
    #6 Nychthemeron, Jun 23, 2014
  7. asdfghjk

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    hahaha t-there will only be *pulls collar* sEVEN planets left after i w-wreck.... uranus hahaHa ........ uh sorry i uh didnt.... i mean i, ive never actually done, um, anal ha..... i mean i was just joking haha
     
    #7 asdfghjk, Jun 23, 2014
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    [​IMG]
     
    #8 BelleFromHell, Jun 23, 2014
  9. Jay47

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    I go into chivalry/hair rake mode.
    I get on a horse with a sword and duct tape a rake to my head.
    Or, you know
    Say they're pretty and push my hair back and clumsily do stuff for them because I suck at balance.
    I've never been on a date so don't listen to me.
     
    #9 Jay47, Jun 23, 2014
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    "Did you just get a ticket, because you have fine written all over you."
     
    #10 RayXxx, Jun 23, 2014
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    Did you drop something? oh wait... it was just my jaw when I saw you
     
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    I that an unabridged copy of the Oxford English Dictionary in your pocket, or are you really glad to see me?


    Is it just me, or did you fall off the HANDSOME tree and hit every branch on the way down?
     
    #12 AlamoCity, Jun 24, 2014
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    Person A: Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?
    Person B: Uh, I don't know/no idea/???
    Person A: Enough to break the ice.

    That one is simple, and it usually always gets a smile. It's my go-to, if I need to break the tension.

    Person A: Knock, knock.
    Person B: Who's there?
    Person A: China.
    Person B: China who?
    Person A: China get those digits!

    I actually heard THIS. I cracked the hell up, it was impossible not to!
     
    #13 Kaiser, Jun 24, 2014
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    I laughed so hard I think I broke something.:roflmao:
     
    #14 mickey1101, Jun 24, 2014
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    Would you hand me that flashlight in your pocket, I want to have a better look at you.
     
    #15 Yossarian, Jun 24, 2014
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    Hey babe, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

    ... I'm so sorry.
     
    #16 Sitri, Jun 24, 2014
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    You must have 11 protons because you're sodium fine!
     
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    "I guess, but as close as it gets, it'll never touch my asymptote."
     
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    For this you need band shirts:

    Person wearing a Pierce The Veil shirt talking to someone wearing a Sleeping With Sirens shirt - Hey, I'm Pierce The Veil, you're Sleeping With Sirens. Let's go to my house and make King For A Day.

    Not the best but it's all I've got.
     
    #19 ChibiXio, Jun 24, 2014
  20. Wuggums47

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    Nice legs. What time do they open?
     
    #20 Wuggums47, Jun 24, 2014
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