Told my best friend I was a kinsey 5 on Thursday. Went to my first pride event Saturday. Thursday. Sent my best friend a text saying I was a Kinsey 5 and that I was terrified it would ruin our friendship. Recieved a text several hours later of him laughing at me for thinking he wouldn't be my friend. His only question? "Why do you have straight porn and naked women posters?" I answerd with "sometimes boobs are fun." "Oh, ok. Can we still go to Pride?" lol. Friday. Got off work, drank half a bottle of absinthe and poured my heart out. He insists that I not explain gay sex because "docking sounds hilarious and I absolutely insist that is what you do" and that he is gonna boop the webcam with his dick next time he has a client. rofl Saturday. Pride. First thing I see is a guy in lacy leather short shorts hanging with a queen selling cookbooks out of a little red wagon on the side of the road. Wtf? We finally find a parking spot. Immediately, friend gets hit on. A one point the rain was so intense my unopened pack of cigarettes melted in my pocket. Eventually, we went home. Best friend was legit mad that he couldn't get a glittery rainbow on his chest. Also I saw a for realsy rainbow to end my day. I don't know where I'm going with this, but I wanted to thank EC for helping me deal with some of my shit, and to share my experience coming out to my really weird best friend.
The real rainbow was an especially nice thing well done for coming out, and that does sound like a very crazy week!
