Pickup Line *Overheard at the 2012 Republican National Convention* Woman: "Hey Mitt, can I be in your 1 percent?" Joke *Overheard at the 2016 Democratic National Convention* Secret prankster posing as convention rep.: "Hey Hillary, I have some water for you over here." Hillary Clinton: "Thanks." *Looks at discolored water* Hillary: "Ewww, it's white water." Prankster: "I bet Bill and Monica said the same thing."
There's a website that sells political condoms. There's one with Barack Obama on it and it says, "This stimulus package is GUARANTEED to work" or something along those lines. The Mitt Romney one said "Can't take a position, works with any position."
Q: How does Mormon presidential candidate Mitt Romney expect to win the soccer mom vote? A: By marrying all of them! I found this to be really funny :lol:
