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Your best pick up line?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Brodie, Jul 25, 2014.

  1. Brodie

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    I was just talking to a guy about pick up lines and thought it would be nice to hear some of the best lines you have ever thought of, heard, said, had said to you, or just ones you know but didn't have the guts to say?

    Cue Brodie..

    "if you were a transformer you would be a hot-o-bot, we would call you Optimus FINEEEE"


    yes. right to bed baby.. :wink: haha
     
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    My best pick up line is looking them deep in the eye with a mischievous smile on my lips.

    Pick up lines are overrated.
    They're just a line, a quote. Eye contact is so much more.
     
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    I fansy you

    That allways guarantees al slap on the face.
     
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    It's a good thing that I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

    Works like a charm.
     
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    Yupp this is it^^^^

    ---------- Post added 25th Jul 2014 at 09:11 AM ----------

    Yea right to bed baby hahahaha cx OMG I can't BREATH!!! Cx
     
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    You go down 68 and I'll owe you one.

    Ha. o3o
     
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    I don't use pick up lines as I have far more interesting things to say and talk about.

    Happy days :slight_smile:
     
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    You bastard! LOL!

    That's what I use as my go-to!
     
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    "Are you from Memphis, because you're the only Ten-I-See" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" :lol:
     
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    You had me at Ten-I-See.. I would love to hear this in person
     
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    Are you a speeding ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

    I would take you to the movies but you are the only thing i want to see.
     
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    Why?? It's so corny! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :lol:
     
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    Are you kidding that line is my favourite haha, immediate sexual things would ensue after that short sentence haha!
     
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    "There are two big problems in theoretical physics gravity at the quantum scale and how your that hot."

    I just came up with that on the spot. I doubt I would be very good at coming up with pick up lines or saying them once I had.
     
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    I'd love to try one of these:

    Are you a broom? Cuz you've just swept me off my feet.
    My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't hold it in.

    [​IMG]

    :roflmao:
     
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    Those pants look good on you...they'll look even better on the floor of my bedroom.

    Kiss me if I'm wrong but is your name Yolanda Foshanda Bobanda?

    Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

    I wanna be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
     
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    "If you were a potato......you would be a good potato :I......"
     
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    The funniest pick up line I've ever heard, just for the sheer corniness and brazenness, is:

    Person A: Knock, Knock.
    Person B: Who's there?
    Person A: China.
    Person B: China, who?
    Person A: China get the digits!

    Of course, this would depend on the other person playing along. But, having overheard that one in public, I know it works, because it had the girl cracking the hell up. I'm not sure if phone numbers were exchanged, but the two of them were having a conversation, before I had to leave and mosey on to class.