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"What's your sexual preference?"

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  1. Étoile

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    So today at lunch, things were going as usual when one of the guys (a friend I guess) came up to me and out of the blue asked me "What's your sexual preference?" While he was saying it, I was freaking out in my head. But after he finished, I nonchalontly answered:

    "Plant."

    I thought they would think I was joking and keep asking me. But they thought I was telling the truth! I had to actually explain to them that I was not attracted to plants!:eusa_doh: They did ask me why did I say that if I wasn't attracted to plants but I just played it off cool again and said "Because I wanted to." Then they stop.

    Just wanted to post this.:grin:
     
    #1 Étoile, Sep 11, 2008
  2. JurrBurr

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    Oh wow,

    I guess my friend had the same brain length as yours did! lol Cause my friend asked if I was gay today =|
     
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    Yeah, I couldn't believe they thought I was for real. I mean, come on, plants?

    BTW, other friends were around too, so that's why I said they.
     
    #3 Étoile, Sep 11, 2008
  4. JurrBurr

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    lol! I didn't say plants, actually I didn't even have time to respond [thank goodness, cause I would've said yes... then seen the reaction of the table lol!] Reason I didn't get to respond is because right after it was asked, this other kid started talking to me =] lol
     
    #4 JurrBurr, Sep 11, 2008
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    "What's your sexual preference?"
    "Yes."

    Lex
     
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    LOL>>:roflmao:
     
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  7. Swamp56

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    If people ask me, in an awkward situation, I just say "isn't that a bit private" or "why do you want to know"....although both of those give it away in a nice way lol.
     
    #7 Swamp56, Sep 11, 2008
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    "Plant"
    :roflmao:
    Nice one.

    I would have said something like "why do you want to know?
    trying to get in my pants?".
     
    #8 Fiorino, Sep 11, 2008
  9. Midnight Angel

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    Lol it reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw on facebook. "My sexual preference is often."
     
    #9 Midnight Angel, Sep 11, 2008
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    Sex: No thank you

    Oddly enough, only one person has ever asked me if I were gay, and she was bisexual herself.
     
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    Yes I do. :roflmao:
     
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    Plant :roflmao:
     
    #12 pirateninja, Sep 11, 2008
  13. JayC

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    wow i thought i knew some stupid people and plant? how would u date a plant i mean sure i bet it is more interesting than some guy/girl that's all about their looks but u would get NO pleasure
     
    #13 JayC, Sep 11, 2008
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    I remember that bumper sticker hahahahaa
     
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    "plant." :roflmao:

    I can't believe that they actually thought you were serious about that.
     
    #15 Jonathan, Sep 11, 2008
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    Rof.....lol.....mao.
     
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    Well, everyone at school always calls me weird because I say really random stuff, do random things, and know the weirdest, most useless stuff ever. I mean, I asked my friend when she came in class "Are you feeling gay today?" and she answered "Why, do I look gay?" and I said "Yeah." I'm also really spacey and absent-minded, so I love to daydream which usually I end up in awkward situations. LOL So maybe that's why they believed me.
     
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    You need to change your orientation now...lol
     
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    "Not you" tends to be my answer to that. But "plant" is a good one too!
     
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    I'm absent-minded and daydreamy a lot of the time, but the only question I ever get about that is "Why don't you talk much?". Or sometimes, "Are you angry/sad about something?".
     
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