Who created us?

I confess to the deed.

 

Lol that's a good one. Never heard that one before. Some people are just... unexplainable.

And as far as what god said about gay people, the only thing I know is that it says a man shouldn't lie with another man like he would with a woman, which... if you think about it, isn't possible anyway, unless it implies that straight guys should actually be doing their woman in the butt.

 

My explanation:

 

He sounds like a crackpot, he probably thinks either reformed Judaism, aliens, or mole people are responsible.

 

According to him, the same thing who created his thought process, apparently :dry:.

 

Fred. He makes people when God has the day off, and he likes to make us gay.

Lex

 

Well, he may be Christian, but he's certainly not Catholic. Tolkien was Catholic and could never decide how the orcs were created because his religion told him it was impossible for evil to create. And of course, homosexuality being a sin and all that, I'm assuming something truly evil must have created us.

 

I've heard that one before: "Homosexuality is a mistake and God doesn't make mistakes, therefore people can't be born gay."

 

Listening to anti-gay Christians talk about homosexuality makes my head hurt.

 

Thennn why would he create man with foreskin and command him to cut it off? Lol

 

Cause he forgot to command us to wash it?

 

goddamnit kai :lol:

 

Lol unfortunately I was cut so I don't know what it's like to wash such things.

 

Would Jesus Discriminate? - Israel's Holiness Code. (Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13)

 

Ah yes, Sadom and Condom City, a classic tale where a holy man was told by god to find at least ten decent people in one of the cities but the people in these cities were so gotdang occupied with fucking that he couldnt. They were fucking women, fucking men, fucking animals, if there were holes it got fucked. It was a great wild fucking party. I like to think they were great Babylonian Fucking cities, like they didnt need commerce they had so much sex happening it was RIDICULOUS. So god burned it down and told the guy (who was supposed to find the ten people not getting any) and his wife not to look back as it was burning but the chick did and she turned into salt

i mean i probably messed that up but basically sodom and gomorrah had lots of FORNICATION and this was BAD so it was BURNED DOWN. some people interpret the SIN to mean homo relations because i mean literally e erything got fucked there apparently. idk sounds like a good time and SOME PEOPLE (god) got jealous

surely someone can explain this better??

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the bible does say something about man not lying with man as he does with woman (but nothing about woman lying with woman HAHA) but i dont think that message was shoved in with sodom and condom city. also the bible says lots of stuff that hasnt aged well, if that influences your decision at all.

 

I'm given to understand that there were several party fouls and then:

 

Personally, if you ask me? Like in serious terms? I think Aliens gave us the myths and commandments so that we could grow into a more civilized species. They probably said not to be gay and screw animals ONLY BECAUSE doing that didn't produce offspring, thus not help the species grow and evolve. But now that we've hit the point of 7 billion people and we're on the brink of running out of resources to fuel the world and ourselves... I THINK we can all be gay now and it will be okay lol

But we still probably shouldn't fuck animals...

 

We can still avoid a Malthusian catastrophe worse than any previously conceived. Bible ain't gonna show us how though.