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If you had Evil Squirrel Minions, What would you do?

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  1. twospiritlycan

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    I'd take over the world mwahahahahaha!!!!!
     
    #1 twospiritlycan, Sep 4, 2014
  2. Quem

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    Secretly film them and put the video on YouTube.
     
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  3. love dont judge

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    I would send them to follow and freak out everyone that picks on me for something. Then, i get the remaining ones to trash the school:badgrin:, so we have to go to a different one. Then ill just have them follow me around all the time.
     
    #3 love dont judge, Sep 4, 2014
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    That might be the one thing that would convince me to move to a tropical climate. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #4 biAnnika, Sep 4, 2014
  5. Ouzo

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    Fight crime of course :slight_smile:
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    #5 Ouzo, Sep 4, 2014
  6. asdfghjk

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    use them to steal food for me
     
    #6 asdfghjk, Sep 4, 2014
  7. Miles16

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    I'd have them put down. fuck squirrels
     
    #7 Miles16, Sep 4, 2014
  8. asdfghjk

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    use them to rob a bank
     
    #8 asdfghjk, Sep 4, 2014
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    Dress them up in little pleather jackets with spikes in them. They would perform menial tasks such as picking things up, fetching the mail, smiting my enemies, etc...
     
    #9 Wuggums47, Sep 4, 2014
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    Really? This is a question that warrants a thread? Oh my...
     
    #10 DangerAlex, Sep 4, 2014
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    I am disappointed in you all. This many responses, and nobody has sa--- actually, I'll do it, LOL.

    If I had evil squirrel minions, I'd...

    Go Nuts!​
     
    #11 Kaiser, Sep 4, 2014
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    We'd be buddies. I'm so lonely that even evil squirrels would be welcome company lol
    although i would very much prefer cat minions lol
     
    #12 paper planes, Sep 4, 2014
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    Train them to shoot guns then sit back and regret my desision
     
    #13 SeaSalt, Sep 4, 2014
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    Teach them to do a choreographed dance number. I'm not sure what though.
     
    #14 GreyMalkin, Sep 4, 2014
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    I'd get them to steal candy for me :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: I'm such a child!
     
    #15 Opheliac, Sep 4, 2014
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    This reminds me of something Foamy would ask.

    I'd probably use my army to cut out the power on people who irk me and slip into 7/11s to get me some Doritos.
     
    #16 Daydreamer1, Sep 4, 2014
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    I believe I said it first...I just said it in code. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
    #17 biAnnika, Sep 4, 2014
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    I would ask them to teach me how to become one of them. I mean, they are fluffy and adorable. I'm their missing broham.
     
    #18 Bane, Sep 5, 2014
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    I don't even know how to answer this question...I couldn't stop laughing when I read the topic xD
     
    #19 lukeluvznicki13, Sep 5, 2014
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    I love this question - it's so strange.

    And probably nothing good to justify having the ability...:icon_wink Taking over the world, for one, sounds marvellous. But maybe smaller things...build an empire, acquire some money and use them to form some sort of underground mafia. He he.
     
    #20 Kaylen, Sep 5, 2014
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