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Gay Jokes

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Negasta, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. Negasta

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    Q: What do you call 100 lesbians with M-16's?



    A: Militia Etheridge

    Your turn...
     
  2. Steam Giant

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    I'd call it "badass," heheh.

    The only gay jokes I know are the ones my friends tell, which are insulting.
     
  3. lol yeah all the ones i know are mean
     
  4. simianuprising

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    Q: What do you call a gay bar with no seats?
    A: A fruit stand.

    :lol:
     
  5. WheelerBoi

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    Gay Translator

    I want a commitment.
    I'm sick of masturbation.

    Haven't I seen you before?
    Nice ass.

    I need you.
    My hand is tired.

    You're the only man I've ever cared about.
    You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

    I'm a Romantic.
    I'm poor.

    I really want to get to know you better.
    So I can tell my friends about it.

    It's just orange juice, try it.
    3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

    He's kinda cute.
    I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

    He's not my type.
    He won't sleep with me.

    I miss you so much
    I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

    I had a wonderful time last night.
    Who the hell are you?

    Do you love me?
    I've done something stupid and you might find out.

    Do you 'really' love me?
    I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

    I'll give you a call.
    I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

    I've been thinking a lot.
    You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

    I think we should just be friends.
    You're ugly.

    I've learned a lot from you.
    Next!!!!

    :lol: so stereotypical, but very funny!
     
  6. Kimi

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    Re: Gay Translator

    OMG, that is so funny LOL
    Some of them are kinda mean though...well but they are funny as hell:grin:
    Good one, WheelerBoi:eusa_clap