Funny ways to come out...

Wait until someone tells you to sit straight, then say, "Shut up! I can sit as gay as I want to!" or "That's impossible - I'm the complete opposite!"

Similarly, when someone asks if you're thinking straight, slyly slip in a "I never do" and an overexaggerated wink.

 

"Let's get something straight....I'm not!"

 

So cliche

 

Let's get something straight... I hate this cliché

 

Hide in your closet and if someone comes by to open it jump out screaming "IM A QUEER"

 

A girl at school came out (to us) by pointing at a rainbow and saying:

"Ah...a Rainbow. One day I shall journey across that and find myself a goldmine of beautiful women."

 

Haw! I totally would have done this!!

 

That actually made me laugh a little in real life.

 

Whenever I am at work or in a similar situation people tend to ask "Are you straight?" when they mean "Are you ok?". I have a lot of fun with that.

 

My son is hillarious. He actually came out to me as Straight, on National Coming Out Day. He says "Mom, I have something to tell you and Mom, it's Coming Out Day so I want to let you know that I am Straight, and I hope you will be ok with that". He then started to smile. Out of the 5 of us in the family, he is the only straight one. We told him we would love him no matter what he was. LOL

 

Have to admit, this post made me chuckle.

 

Well my friend told me that her brother came out to his parents by baking them a cake and the icing read "I'm gay ". His parents were not impressed....

that the cake wasn't a rainbow cake

 

Here's how I'm going to come out: I will get in my closet, call my parents to my room, wait for them to enter my room then jump out of my closet and say "I'm coming out now".

 

Hahaha yesss

 

Not funny, but I've done this before: "I swing both ways"

Or if someone I "meet" online asks me if I have a boyfriend, I tell them that I don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend. I've found that the older generations are usually taken aback by this, but are mostly supportive, which is great.

 

When someone tells you you need a husband and you reply "no I need a wife". What a shocker that would be. One of these days I'll end up saying that I swear. :lol:

 

Coming out Cake! No one can be upset with you when you bake them cake!

 

I'm planning on coming out the day I leave for university. When I got all my stuff all packed in the car and I'm in it, I'm gonna yell out the window to my waving family "By the way, I'm Bi! Love you Bye!" Or something like that....

 

A way I thought of is make a sort of scavenger hunt around ur house eventually leading to a closet that ur hiding in, tell them to knock on a note or something. When they knock, open the door and shout like the genie did when he came out of the lamp like this:

"Aaaaaaaaaah! [Insert age here] years! Can give you such a crik in the neck! Walk out with a piece of paper on your shirt saying what your coming out as, I personally am agender.(!)