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Old 19th Sep 2008, 05:53 AM   #1
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I was using stumbleupon on firefox and I stumbled upon this... I thought you guys might like it.


10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong


01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Old 19th Sep 2008, 06:12 AM   #2
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I've seen it before, but It's still great.
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Old 19th Sep 2008, 06:13 AM   #3
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I've seen this before, but it never gets old. Isn't it brilliant???
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Old 19th Sep 2008, 06:47 AM   #4
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ive never seen that
gave me a smile & a giggle b4 i trot off to the gym
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Thats awesome.
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Older than John McCain.
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Old 19th Sep 2008, 02:34 PM   #7
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haha tyler oakley made a video saying that! he is amazing lol
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ROFL. Loves it.
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OMG

I thought you were serious at first about those, then realized you were quoting .

So stupid it's funny
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I was using stumbleupon on firefox and I stumbled upon this... I thought you guys might like it.


10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong


01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

...i love it....and it's so right....
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:rofl mao:: roflmao::roflm ao: LOLz I LOVE IT!!!!!
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lol awesome!
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I've seen this before, but it never gets old. Isn't it brilliant???
It is most definitely brilliant.
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very funny, someone has done something similar with Biblical anti-homosexual statements (in translation at least) in conjunction with other 'rulings' that no-one obeys:
"everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death" - Leviticus 20:9
"Do not wear material woven of two kinds of material." - Leviticus 19:19
"Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you." - Leviticus 11:12
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LOL i think that's great best part is that, thats the arguments everyone uses but the comebacks are all true.
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I seen this before.

I should carry this around and show it to people whenever they bring up these arguments...
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I've seen this somewhere before, but it sure makes a good argument.
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Old 20th Sep 2008, 07:53 AM   #19
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Lol. Very funny stuff, I've never seen that before.

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very funny, someone has done something similar with Biblical anti-homosexual statements (in translation at least) in conjunction with other 'rulings' that no-one obeys:
"everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death" - Leviticus 20:9
"Do not wear material woven of two kinds of material." - Leviticus 19:19
"Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you." - Leviticus 11:12
I Think i saw a Youtube clip with that in it from The West Wing. lol worth watching.
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