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George · 24th Sep 2008, 12:35 AM

Hehe.. I received an email today which amused me a lot so I'm posting it here for you all.
On the top is what a gay man would say, but on the bottom is what he'd truley mean.

I want a commitment.
I'm sick of masturbation.

Haven't I seen you before?
Nice ass.

I need you.
My hand is tired.

You're the only man I've ever cared about.
You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

I'm a Romantic.
I'm poor.

I really want to get to know you better.
So I can tell my friends about it.

It's just orange juice, try it.
3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

He's kinda cute.
I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

He's not my type.
He won't sleep with me.

I miss you so much
I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

I had a wonderful time last night.
Who the hell are you?

Do you love me?
I've done something stupid and you might find out.

Do you 'really' love me?
I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

I'll give you a call.
I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

I've been thinking a lot.
You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I think we should just be friends.
You're ugly.

I've learned a lot from you.
Next!!!!

**Gerry** · 24th Sep 2008, 01:04 AM

Funny. People think that's the man's stereotype even though it's not necessarily true. I think it could go for straight guys too.

George · 24th Sep 2008, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerry

Funny. People think that's the man's stereotype even though it's not necessarily true. I think it could go for straight guys too.

Lol I love stereotypes. And it could go for both genders I guess.

Wander · 24th Sep 2008, 04:45 AM

Blegh. Stereotypes are not funny to me.

JT · 24th Sep 2008, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Wander

Blegh. Stereotypes are not funny to me.

What you said.

24th Sep 2008, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by inthecloset

I miss you so much
I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

I'll give you a call.
I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

I thought these two were brilliant lol.

Stereotypes amuse me, because there's so much said and jokes made about stereotypes. and most of the time, they aren't exactly accurate, so therefore just sound funny XD

pirateninja · 24th Sep 2008, 02:02 PM

Stereotypes are funny, because to me, they seem to mock the people that actually believe them than the actual people themselves.

Noah · 24th Sep 2008, 03:04 PM

lol i thought it was funny

tomersh · 24th Sep 2008, 05:07 PM

loved it...very funny.....

but it made me think....what does it mean when a guy you don't know and just met asks you what cologne you have on? (am i reading too much into it??)

Austin · 24th Sep 2008, 05:13 PM

I think it's stupid, sorry.

Chelore · 28th Sep 2008, 04:31 PM

i thought it was interesting! and kinda true! i think it kinda works :S ..........(IM ALL ALONE! :'(...)

Jamey · 28th Sep 2008, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by pirateninja

Stereotypes are funny, because to me, they seem to mock the people that actually believe them than the actual people themselves.

I agree.

One of the reasons stereotypes are so funny to me is because some people actually believe them to be true.

Miles D · 28th Sep 2008, 05:38 PM

that was good

George · 28th Sep 2008, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jamey

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

Stereotypes are funny, because to me, they seem to mock the people that actually believe them than the actual people themselves.

I agree.

One of the reasons stereotypes are so funny to me is because some people actually believe them to be true.

I find them funny because it really highlights peoples stupidity sometimes!

29th Sep 2008, 01:05 PM

interesting...

24th Sep 2008, 12:35 AM	#1
George Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 19 Posts: 2,387 Join Date: Jul 2007	What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying Hehe.. I received an email today which amused me a lot so I'm posting it here for you all. On the top is what a gay man would say, but on the bottom is what he'd truley mean. I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!

24th Sep 2008, 01:04 AM	#2
Gerry We're all a little mad! EC Moderator Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Some people Location: Las Vegas Age: 24 Posts: 5,542 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying Funny. People think that's the man's stereotype even though it's not necessarily true. I think it could go for straight guys too. __________________ "Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality".-James Baldwin

24th Sep 2008, 04:45 AM	#4
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying Blegh. Stereotypes are not funny to me.

24th Sep 2008, 02:02 PM	#7
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying Stereotypes are funny, because to me, they seem to mock the people that actually believe them than the actual people themselves. __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

24th Sep 2008, 03:04 PM	#8
Noah Killer Queen Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Wilde Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Macon, GA Posts: 494 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying lol i thought it was funny __________________ Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams

24th Sep 2008, 05:07 PM	#9
tomersh Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Not out at all Location: israel Age: 26 Posts: 14 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying loved it...very funny..... but it made me think....what does it mean when a guy you don't know and just met asks you what cologne you have on? (am i reading too much into it??)

24th Sep 2008, 05:13 PM	#10
Austin Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people in my life. Location: Orange County, California, USA Age: 19 Posts: 1,789 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying I think it's stupid, sorry. __________________ Can I sail through the changing ocean tides, can I handle the seasons of my life?

28th Sep 2008, 04:31 PM	#11
Chelore Newbie Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: gay but wanting his own kids Posts: 3 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying i thought it was interesting! and kinda true! i think it kinda works :S ..........(IM ALL ALONE! :'(...)

28th Sep 2008, 05:38 PM	#13
Miles D Rude... and not ginger. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: queer Out Status: everyone Location: San Diego, CA ⇒ Great Barrington, MA Age: 20 Posts: 1,171 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying that was good __________________ Bowties are cool. Fezzes are cool.

29th Sep 2008, 01:05 PM	#15
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