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What A Gay Man Is Truley Saying

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by George1, Sep 24, 2008.

  1. George1

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    Hehe.. I received an email today which amused me a lot so I'm posting it here for you all.
    On the top is what a gay man would say, but on the bottom is what he'd truley mean.

    I want a commitment.
    I'm sick of masturbation.

    Haven't I seen you before?
    Nice ass.

    I need you.
    My hand is tired.

    You're the only man I've ever cared about.
    You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.

    I'm a Romantic.
    I'm poor.

    I really want to get to know you better.
    So I can tell my friends about it.

    It's just orange juice, try it.
    3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.

    He's kinda cute.
    I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!

    He's not my type.
    He won't sleep with me.

    I miss you so much
    I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

    I had a wonderful time last night.
    Who the hell are you?

    Do you love me?
    I've done something stupid and you might find out.

    Do you 'really' love me?
    I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.

    I'll give you a call.
    I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

    I've been thinking a lot.
    You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

    I think we should just be friends.
    You're ugly.

    I've learned a lot from you.
    Next!!!!
     
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    Funny. People think that's the man's stereotype even though it's not necessarily true. I think it could go for straight guys too.
     
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    Lol I love stereotypes. And it could go for both genders I guess.
     
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    Blegh. Stereotypes are not funny to me.
     
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    What you said.
     
  6. I thought these two were brilliant lol.

    Stereotypes amuse me, because there's so much said and jokes made about stereotypes. and most of the time, they aren't exactly accurate, so therefore just sound funny XD
     
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    Stereotypes are funny, because to me, they seem to mock the people that actually believe them than the actual people themselves.
     
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    lol i thought it was funny :grin:
     
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    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

    loved it...very funny.....

    but it made me think....what does it mean when a guy you don't know and just met asks you what cologne you have on? (am i reading too much into it??)
     
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    I think it's stupid, sorry.
     
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    i thought it was interesting! and kinda true! i think it kinda works :S ..........(IM ALL ALONE! :'(...)
     
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    I agree.

    One of the reasons stereotypes are so funny to me is because some people actually believe them to be true.
     
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    :roflmao:
    that was good :grin:
     
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    :grin: I find them funny because it really highlights peoples stupidity sometimes!
     
  15. Loveless

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    interesting...