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George Carlin: "We Like War!"

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Damien, Oct 26, 2014.

  1. Damien

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    The incomparable George Carlin:

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    Hmmmm error
     
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    George Carlin was so funny :lol: RIP, funny man.
     
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    I think my favorite bit by him was his Airline bit.

    ...The stewardess is taking tickets saying "get on the plane. Get on the plane." I said "F#$k You (gives bird) I'm getting IN the plane. Seems to be a bit less wind in there...

    Then talks about the announcements

    ...Here we are a plane full of assumedly educated adults and we are being lectured on the intercitys of a belt buckle. (naisly voice) "Place the hasp firmly inside the buckle". (Raises hand) I asked for clarification! Did you say "place the hasp firmly inside the buckle" or "place the buckle over and around the hasp making sure that it locks firmly"?....

    Oh and cannot forget how he sprinkles in jokes about their terminology

    ...(naisily voice again"...in case of a water landing" (Dumb look) Water landing? That sounds a hell of alot like CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN to me...
     
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    I always loved his humor. Got to see him live once, and I laughed so hard I hurt. A really amazing comic talent.