Lesbian Problems

Had a personal trainer but got too distracted by her.

 

Saw a hot girl could not stop starring at her , I felt embarrassed.:icon_redf

 

I'm not attracted to strangers so I don't relate, my biggest problem is "straight people"

 

Exactly! Whenever I see a hot chick I'm like totally distracted. Especially when I'm walking outside or something - I just keep bumping into stuff because I get so .. mesmerized. Freaking trashcans and lamp posts >_<

 

I come out, all the bicurious girls disappear. I'm in a closeted town, they're all I had.

Attracted to Kristen Stewart, won't admit it because I hate her.

 

Lol, I guess I don't experience any 'silly' problems It helps being a celibate lesbian that leans more to the asexual side

 

When seeing a hot chick I know I will never get.

Or wishing all the girls I crush on are bi but they just happen to be straight. -_-

 

Two of my closest friends said one of their most annoying ones is: two weeks out of every month is no sex (I realise some people don't mind sex on their period but they did). Double the PMS. Double the hormones. They never thought it fair haa!

 

Stalled my 5spd truck at mcdonalds because of a cute girl

 

Well, getting pregnant by accident ain't one of them. (!)

 

Try to make a friend. She's cute. Fall in love. This is why I have no female friends. :lol:

 

All the girls I like are straight. Even if they say they're bisexual or lesbian, WHEN I CONFESS, THEY SUDDENLY TURN STRAIGHT.

How cool is that? *sarcasm*
*silently weeps in a corner*

 

Can't work. Binge-watching The L Word.

Last week, at the mall with stepfamily: "didn't you say you wanted boxers?" "Yeah, but those are men's boxers, I need women's boxers." And twenty minutes later... "why don't you get one of these belts?" "But those are women's belts."
...

 

I was recently behind an attractive Butch at the store, and although I saw her, she had no idea I was also gay.

And.....low cut tops. I hate Summer at work when women come in with tanks on. I try to do therapy with their mother or father and they bend over and show so much. It's hard to not get all distracted.

---------- Post added 30th Oct 2014 at 03:44 PM ----------

My wife and I joke about this a lot. We are both in our 40s and in Perimenopause. So some times when both of our hormones are up it is like two female cats circling and hissing at each other. Other times its SO awesome because I can say, "I feel hormonal" and out comes a soft blanket and a chocolate candy bar she has picked up because she saw I was hormonal (!)

 

When I was at the dentist, and my mouth was being worked on, I was like "OMFG those hands in my mouth are so cute, oh shit, do NOT look at her face, that would be awkward," so I just stared at the blinds and the ceiling the whole time.

Then afterwards, while being driven home, I started fantasizing about ending up with someone looking like her, so creepy and awkward. :love: :icon_redf

#ForeverAlone

 

Shopping online for bras... gets distracted by all the boobs. :lol:

 

Haha agreed.

 

Hm, at the moment the only silly problem I'm having at the moment is that I make friends with straight girls and then they tell their boyfriends that I'm in love with them.

No worries, though! It's not my fault that they don't realize I'm just a super-awesome utterly-platonic friend lol