Looking for good and short jokes with question and answers like: How do spiders communicate? Through a website. Why did piglet went to the toilet? To find pooh (poo) Why did the baker stop making doughnuts? He got tired of the whole (hole) thing Why was the broom late? Because he overswept Why didn't the mushroom went to every party? He was a fungi (Fun guy)
Why are drugs so expensive in Leeds? Because there are only two Es and one LSD *Drum roll cymbal bash*
Why is crime worse in a multi-story Carpark? Because it's wrong on so many levels. Edit: I guess that'd be parking garage for you Americans!
What did the hat say to the other hat? You wait here, I'll go on ahead. What has a soul, a tongue and eyes? A shoe. Awful dad jokes.
