The "Homosexual Agenda"

Of COURSE there is a homosexual agenda!!!! The gays plan to coerce everyone into: wearing flowing rainbow tie-dye robes, dousing everything in glitter, and developing MAD dance skills.

Occasionally, we will all wear plaid and Birkenstocks, and collectively watch "The L Word". While petting cats and drinking beer.

For our part, us trans* folks will make it mandatory for women to grow out their mustaches. And men must wear lipstick. We will also give everyone the powers of flight and shapeshifting.

NOW YOU SEE WHY THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA MUST BE STOPPED?!

 

The "homosexual agenda" is just a political talking point developed by Madison Ave for the Republicans to use to drag a few more homophobic bigots into their "large tent". The only actual agenda is to be treated fairly, not hated, and not get your ass kicked by a group of thugs coming out of a gay bar at night.

 

Wait so homosexual agenda means that gays are trying to turn everyone gay

 

It isn't a very good agenda, if the breeders are on to us, now, is it?








I'm fucking terrible, LOL!

 

I think there's more of a bisexual agenda

 

I have a homosexual agenda. My homosexual agenda for tomorrow consists of schoolwork, errands, and housework. Some people would just call that an agenda but since I'm homosexual it's the homosexual agenda.

 

We must turn them all gay muhahahahahahahahahah!!!!

*stares off in the distance with a evil grin*

 

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My homosexual agenda is just me being myself .

 

I'm pretty sure it's getting highlights after brunch...

 

I was informed by some very lovely bigotspeople that the homosexual agenda is to turn everyone gay so that reproduction would cease, and the human population would die out.

I'm glad they were there to let me know, otherwise I might have neglected my duty as a homosexual.

 

I think it is to turn everyone gay, especially the youth, and to bully others into accepting gays and their rights.

 

The "gay agenda" is one of the worst arguments homophobes come up with--it's really quite embarrassing.

Yeah, it's so evil to want to recognize that some people are homosexual and shouldn't feel like shit because of it--but no, that's "spreading immorality and making people gay"...homophobes get tiresome sometimes.

I once had someone tell me that I'm gay because some liberal teacher taught me that being gay was okay.

 

Ah yes, the homosexual agenda. It's quite the issue in recent times, you can clearly see the population of humans decreasing greatly due to such a horrible regime.
I too have an agenda, a panromantic gray-asexual agenda which consists of me waking up, eating cake, dominating the world, eating cake, over-throwing the modern government and replacing it with strictly panromantic unicorns, eating cake, getting my heterosexual minions to bake me cake and eating cake.

 

Would someone please think of the children!?!? :lol:

 

We're trying to destroy America with feminism and global warming. Everyone knows that.

 

What, you mean trying to create an environment where LGBT individuals can feel safe and respected and acknowledged? Where the LGBT population can walk around freely without being harassed or assaulted? Where homosexuality's not seen as anything weird or outside the norm? Where kids can grow up without fearing that they'll go to hell for being gay? Where we don't automatically assume that everyone's straight by default? Where no one feels any shame or discomfort with their sexuality or gender identity?

If you want to call that the "homosexual agenda," fine. Call it whatever you want. But anyone who tries to make it into a bad thing or is against anything typed out above can go and fuck themselves.

 

I always thought it was wanting to be treated like ordinary human beings like everyone else. Which is obviously frightening to some people.

 

Once we get our equal rights, nothing can stop us from world domination!! Hahaha!! Oh, but I have to take the trash out, and mom's sweater needs mending...ah, screw it, I'll just eat candy and watch The L Word. I can take over the world some other time.