So I was drinking a milkshake at work, and an annoying girl was like, Eww, look at the way his lips pucker, thats so gay!!! Correct response: Ignore her My response: Molest the straw with my tongue, with additional sound effects and loud puckering. Lol just thought I'd share
Molest a straw hahaha that's amazing! Yes yes like Defender said, did you stare at her while molesting the straw? Sort of eye her up?
I would've popped the bitch like a zit. Not really. I'd just think about it really hard and try to make it happen that way. Then I'd stare holes in her.
I love being socially awkward in funny moments like yours. I do weird things like that all the time, and it's nice to see someone else who does.