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Noah · 3rd Oct 2008, 09:05 PM

So I was drinking a milkshake at work,
and an annoying girl was like, Eww, look at the way his lips pucker, thats so gay!!!

Correct response: Ignore her

My response: Molest the straw with my tongue, with additional sound effects and loud puckering.

Lol just thought I'd share

beckyg · 3rd Oct 2008, 09:11 PM

She was wanting you. Why else would she notice such a stupid thing?

Amy · 3rd Oct 2008, 09:15 PM

thats beautiful

Noah · 3rd Oct 2008, 09:23 PM

lol no she's just crazy. scary thought actually....

Nitro · 3rd Oct 2008, 09:39 PM

pure genius! Mmmmm .... genius ...

3rd Oct 2008, 09:46 PM

lol

, did you stare at her while you molested the straw with your tongue? xD

KatzInHatz · 3rd Oct 2008, 10:05 PM

I didn't know it was possible to molest a straw~! ^.^

vampireboy56 · 3rd Oct 2008, 10:50 PM

I guess....

skwidge · 3rd Oct 2008, 10:55 PM

Molest a straw hahaha that's amazing! Yes yes like Defender said, did you stare at her while molesting the straw? Sort of eye her up?

3rd Oct 2008, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KatzInHatz

I didn't know it was possible to molest a straw~! ^.^

I'm pretty sure if you tried hard enough you could molest anything

shakerdancee · 3rd Oct 2008, 11:44 PM

I would've popped the bitch like a zit. Not really. I'd just think about it really hard and try to make it happen that way. Then I'd stare holes in her.

davo-man · 4th Oct 2008, 12:59 AM

Hahaha, I probably would have done the same thing

Good on you

Fiorino · 4th Oct 2008, 03:50 AM

Well done!

Buffy44 · 4th Oct 2008, 08:42 PM

Noah · 4th Oct 2008, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Defender

lol

, did you stare at her while you molested the straw with your tongue? xD

oh yes!

Wander · 4th Oct 2008, 09:34 PM

I love being socially awkward in funny moments like yours. I do weird things like that all the time, and it's nice to see someone else who does.

Amy · 4th Oct 2008, 09:56 PM

^ youre deffintly not alone ^

5th Oct 2008, 12:27 AM

practicing maybe? ;-)

3rd Oct 2008, 09:05 PM	#1
Noah Killer Queen Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Wilde Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Macon, GA Posts: 494 Join Date: Sep 2008	My gay tongue So I was drinking a milkshake at work, and an annoying girl was like, Eww, look at the way his lips pucker, thats so gay!!! Correct response: Ignore her My response: Molest the straw with my tongue, with additional sound effects and loud puckering. Lol just thought I'd share __________________ Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams

3rd Oct 2008, 09:11 PM	#2
beckyg PFLAG Mom Community Liaison Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: My gay tongue She was wanting you. Why else would she notice such a stupid thing? __________________ "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this worlds big enough for all different views, When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free" ~ Garth Brooks

3rd Oct 2008, 09:15 PM	#3
Amy DFTBA Full Member Gender: Somewhere between female and I don't know Out Status: Open, not out. Location: Northern California, United States Age: 18 Posts: 2,380 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: My gay tongue thats beautiful __________________ "The opposite of love is not hate, but fear" Forrest Church

3rd Oct 2008, 09:23 PM	#4
Noah Killer Queen Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Wilde Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Macon, GA Posts: 494 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: My gay tongue lol no she's just crazy. scary thought actually.... __________________ Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams

3rd Oct 2008, 09:39 PM	#5
Nitro Side effects may include AAAAAAAAA! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay but curious Out Status: A few people Location: Canada Age: 23 Posts: 935 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: My gay tongue pure genius! Mmmmm .... genius ... __________________ Voici mon secret. Il est très simple: on ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux. Le renard - Le Petit Prince

3rd Oct 2008, 09:46 PM	#6
Defender Guest Posts: n/a	Re: My gay tongue lol , did you stare at her while you molested the straw with your tongue? xD

3rd Oct 2008, 10:05 PM	#7
KatzInHatz W/E Omg Im Single And Im Loving It~ Regular Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: My 2 BFFs! ^.^ Location: Montreal Age: 19 Posts: 1,360 Join Date: Jun 2008	Re: My gay tongue I didn't know it was possible to molest a straw~! ^.^ __________________ Msn conversation with my sister~! Me: Why is your school giving you a ped day so close to Winter break~? Sister: Because they are stupied~! Me: LOL~! I love how you spelled "stupid" wrong~!

3rd Oct 2008, 10:50 PM	#8
vampireboy56 Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: To some friends Location: SoCalifornia Age: 17 Posts: 267 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: My gay tongue I guess....

3rd Oct 2008, 10:55 PM	#9
skwidge Kiwi kid =] Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, brother and some friends. 20 in total. Location: New Zealand Age: 21 Posts: 70 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: My gay tongue Molest a straw hahaha that's amazing! Yes yes like Defender said, did you stare at her while molesting the straw? Sort of eye her up? __________________ "Smile... it makes them think you know what you're doing"

3rd Oct 2008, 11:44 PM	#11
shakerdancee Oom-pah! Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Not sure Out Status: Anyone who asks Location: California Age: 19 Posts: 304 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: My gay tongue I would've popped the bitch like a zit. Not really. I'd just think about it really hard and try to make it happen that way. Then I'd stare holes in her.

4th Oct 2008, 12:59 AM	#12
davo-man Aspiring RENThead Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Completely Out (YAY) Location: Australia Age: 22 Posts: 3,709 Join Date: Nov 2006	Re: My gay tongue Hahaha, I probably would have done the same thing Good on you __________________ The Joker Rules all.... TwoFace comes a close second! My Friends are the best people in the world Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.

4th Oct 2008, 03:50 AM	#13
Fiorino Fio Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina Posts: 1,005 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: My gay tongue Well done! __________________ Why is it that as a culture, we're more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?

4th Oct 2008, 08:42 PM	#14
Buffy44 Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Not out at all Location: PA Age: 20 Posts: 207 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: My gay tongue __________________ You gave my faith back, faith was so hard to find You gave me my life back, you were my lifeline The love that you gave me, is the love that has saved me Your strength is what made me strong, you held me and I held on

4th Oct 2008, 09:34 PM	#16
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: My gay tongue I love being socially awkward in funny moments like yours. I do weird things like that all the time, and it's nice to see someone else who does.

4th Oct 2008, 09:56 PM	#17
Amy DFTBA Full Member Gender: Somewhere between female and I don't know Out Status: Open, not out. Location: Northern California, United States Age: 18 Posts: 2,380 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: My gay tongue ^ youre deffintly not alone ^ __________________ "The opposite of love is not hate, but fear" Forrest Church

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