An Interesting Questionnaire

1. What is your favorite word? Bitch
2. What is your least favorite word? pussycat
3. What turns you on? bdsm
4. What turns you off? scat e.e
5. What sound or noise do you love? a guy with a soft moan
6. What sound or noise do you hate? metal on metal scraping
7. What's your favorite curse word? fuck
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be? ceo
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt. politician
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome queen

 

Okay I'll bite.

1. What is your favorite word?
Justice
2. What is your least favorite word?
Torture
3. What turns you on?
Thinking about sex?
4. What turns you off?
Arrogant males
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Cat purring.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Screeching sound of any kind
7. What's your favorite curse word?
F*ck! (Turkish equalant of course)
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
Veterinerian, unluckily I am too dumb for it.
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
Anything related to religion of any kind
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Sorry I f*cked up. Will do better next time.

 

1. What is your favorite word? Liberty
2. What is your least favorite word? I really can't think of one
3. What turns you on? Nothing
4. What turns you off? Conservatism
5. What sound or noise do you love? Rain
6. What sound or noise do you hate? William Hague's voice, ticking clocks, that sort of thing.
7. What's your favorite curse word? Bugger
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be? Revolutionary
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt. Banker
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Don't worry, this isn't real. Just a hallucination before you die.

 

1. What is your favorite word?
The japanese word for lure, ''sasowarete''

2. What is your least favorite word?
Juices

3. What turns you on?
Fishnet, corsets, red lipstick, really pretty crossdressers with deep-ass man voices.

4. What turns you off?
Body hair, big muscles, ect.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of my vkei obsession's voice♡

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Puppies whining, babies crying

7. What's your favorite curse word?
Bitch~

8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
Rock star

9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
Babysitter

10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
....
I'm too naughty for heaven

 

1. What is your favorite word? Alopecia.
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist.
3. What turns you on? A sense of humor.
4. What turns you off? Douchebaggery.
5. What sound or noise do you love? A meowing cat.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Any sound from my brother.
7. What's your favorite curse word? Goddamnit.
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be? Actor.
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt. Rapist.
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Ha! Guess I do exist, you chickenshit bastard! Lolololololol fight me irl."

 

1. What is your favorite word?
Malevolence.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Lips.
3. What turns you on?
Porn, yuri, yaoi, a lot of stuff. My own fantasies.
4. What turns you off?
My ex-es.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of rain.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Any loud, clanging sound.
7. What's your favorite curse word?
Fuck.
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
Not sure ... Actress?
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
Taxi driver.
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Come this way to get the most powerful PC, the best chair and the greatest games. Oh, and a room, full of cats and naked babes."

 

1. What is your favorite word?
Smorgasbord

2. What is your least favorite word?
"Flata", basically a Swedish for lesbian. I don't like how it sounds.

3. What turns you on?
Underwear subtly/accidentally showing through her clothes.

4. What turns you off?
Ignorance.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Her voice. Cheesy I know. Other than that, rain.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Alarms.

7. What's your favorite curse word?
Hmm.. maybe Fuck. Swedish has some funny ones though.

8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
I don't know.

9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
Executioner.

10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Please, let me explain"

 

hahaha , nice!
1) fantasia
2) propaganda
3) many, but.. Groping is most
4) talking.
5) bells of the church
6) horn's sound of a car
7) go fuck yourself. And suck my junk
8) doctor
9) lawyer
10) idk to be honest.

 

1. What is your favorite word?Dinosaur
2. What is your least favorite word?Banter
3. What turns you on?Reading lesbian sex stories then imagining it was me. Then doing the same thing with straight ones. Then trying to do the same for intersex people.
4. What turns you off? People asking me if I like pans.
5. What sound or noise do you love?The sound of zombies groaning.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?Chairs dragged on the floor.
7. What's your favorite curse word?Fuck.
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?Paleontology.
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt. Receptionist or anything in customer service.
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? I should really put some evidence of out there and stop being a git.

 

1 anything sophisticated sounding
2 anything hard to pronounce
3 passion
4 hipsters
5 when you can hear the electricity in the power lines
6 sounds that make your teeth hurt
7 cunt
8 rich :eusa_danc
9 anything with food or health
10 "Step right up and win a free eternity in paradise!" (!)

 

1. What is your favorite word? Freedom.
2. What is your least favorite word? Trapped.
3. What turns you on? I have absolutely no idea.
4. What turns you off? Un-caring individuals, though at the same time I want to help them.
5. What sound or noise do you love? The sound of FREEDOM! Ha, but seriously really good music or certain people's voices.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? I don't hate any sound really but outlets and old TVs make this high pitch noise which hurts my ears also the Lavender Town theme makes me sick.
7. What's your favorite curse word? I don't really cuss.
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be? Exotic veterinarian.
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt. Butcher.
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "You did a good job, want to to see the rest of your family?"

 

1. What is your favorite word? Chica, Chico
2. What is your least favorite word? Bitch
3. What turns you on? BDSM but also gentle love making. And being told "I love you."
4. What turns you off? Egos, narsism
5. What sound or noise do you love? heartbeat, contented sighs.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Nails scrapping a chalkbord or any scretching sound!
7. What's your favorite curse word? FUCK!
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be? Social Worker
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt. Pilot
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Didn't know if I existed, huh? And didn't know if you would make it here if I did exist. Well, yes I do, and here you are."

 

1. Flippant. No idea why.
2. Unnatural. In most contexts it just give me a stomach ache.
3. Oh, geez... erm... horizontally-striped knee-high socks? awkward...
4. Over-confidence. and beards. Stubble can be sexy though.
5. A good harmony. and heartbeats.
6. Non-mechanical pencils. No, seriously.
7. I really don't think we should be yelling profanities here, but... ASS KUNKLE!
8. I would love to be a psychologist.
9. Solider.
10. Hey, guess what? That whole bible thing? It's a load of crap. Welcome to heaven, hope you like it!

 

1. What is your favorite word?
dolores

2. What is your least favorite word?
but

3. What turns you on?
cuddles ((*hug*)...)

4. What turns you off?
hypocrisy

5. What sound or noise do you love?
sax

yes the instrument

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
vacuum cleaner

7. What's your favorite curse word?
bastard

8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
architect

9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
accountant

10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
oh look is my favourite gay ^^

 

1. What is your favorite word? borborygmi
2. What is your least favorite word? dude
3. What turns you on? learning something new, a lightbulb moment
4. What turns you off? apathy
5. What sound or noise do you love? joyous laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate? bad singing
7. What's your favorite curse word? bugger
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be? physician
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt? physician
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Want to start again?

 

1. What is your favorite word?
ambiguity

2. What is your least favorite word?
chunky

3. What turns you on?
my sense of smell, for some reason

4. What turns you off?
pushing my buttons (heh I'm so clever)

5. What sound or noise do you love?
I'm all about that bass...

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Metal on metal. Eeeee!

7. What's your favorite curse word?
in general: suka (my friend was calling me this for a while until I figured out it meant "bitch" in Russian)
English: shit, because you can say it so many ways.

8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
linguist- okay, I'm going to try to do that anyway

9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
game show host...I might end up hating myself

10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"There was no need to worry."

 

1. What is your favorite word?
'Chicanery', 'Lackadaisical', or 'Ass Clown'.

Sorry, I can't pick just one.

2. What is your least favorite word?
'Moist'.

I have a few others, but those can be said, in the right context and be fine. But 'Moist', it just sounds like a disease breeding ground.

3. What turns you on?
Intelligence and wit. I also have an affinity for large glasses, but that relates to the intelligence-thing. The idea of idle cuddling, too, is a turn on.

4. What turns you off?
Arrogance, intentional ignorance, and loud-but-has-nothing-to-really-say-or-provide individuals.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Raspy whispers or little squeals of pleasure/happiness, are nice to hear.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Idiocy. Anything being said, but is wrong, ignorant, or stupid. Aside from that, probably loud and clanging noises, as well. Especially if they're happening, and I'm asleep or meditating.

7. What's your favorite curse word?
Depends on the context of the situation. But I tend to use 'Fuck', 'Shit', 'Damn', and 'Bastard'.

8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
Illuminati. Why not?

9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
Anything related to advanced Mathematics.

10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Sorry about that body-thing. To make it up to you, how does absolute authority over Heaven sound, my dear?"

 

1. What is your favorite word?
Shenanigans.

2. What is your least favorite word?
Moist. (It just sounds gross)

3. What turns you on?
Not sure.

4. What turns you off?
Serious stuff.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Tripods and Cero.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
The sound of someone throwing up.

7. What's your favorite curse word?
Dumbshit.

8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
Voice Actor.

9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
Stockbroker.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You fucking idiot :lol:"

 

1. What is your favorite word?
Leviathan
2. What is your least favorite word?
Libertarian
3. What turns you on?
I'm ace
4. What turns you off?
blood
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Chickens clucking
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
people chewing
7. What's your favorite curse word?
fuck
8. If you could attempt any profession, what would it be?
academia
9. What profession would you NOT like to attempt.
surgeon
10. If heaven exists, what you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I wouldn't.
I'm religious but there is no afterlife.