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(Satire News) Self-Rape Law in Arizona

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  1. willycubed28

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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    This is the same state with openly racist Democrats, so color me unsurprised.
     
    #2 Pret Allez, Nov 24, 2014
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    This can't be real. I don't want it to be real :dead:
     
    #3 Pleione, Nov 24, 2014
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    "Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin"?! :roflmao:

    The National Report is a parody news site, guys. :slight_smile:
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    most ridiculous thing i've read all year
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    Thank goodness...I was about to be angry about this lol
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    [​IMG]

    Also another +1 for Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin :lol:
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    Thank goodness it's parody.
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    It isn't real. It's a parody news site. Seems like it could happen though; Jan Brewer is a nutcase...
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    So is Rick Santorum, I actually had to temporarily register Republican just to vote against him in the primaries. I did not want to see that sociopathic closet case in power.
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    Okay, even as a joke site, that's a below-the-belt hit on Arizona's governor. Jan Brewer, as big an idiot and racist as she is, has a son who's been locked up in a mental institution since 1989 after he was found not guilty by reason of insanity for raping a woman in Phoenix.
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    As already stated it'a a parody site kind of like the Landover Baptist Church website.
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    Well it looks like i'm gonna be doing HARD time
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    Nothing is below the belt with Arizona.
     
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    Although it's a parody, it's almost believable because America has some messed up laws when it comes to sex.

    I've heard of cases in America in which people went to jail for being raped, since the rapist was under the age of consent. In America, 12 year old statutory rape victims can be sued for child support. In California, two 17 year olds who have sex with each other can both be sent to jail for 6 months.
     
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    The fact that we saw the headline and took it seriously for at least a moment really shows the issues in America.
     
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    Re: Self-Rape Law in Arizona

    Thank goodness it's a joke, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were serious. America still has some really fucked up sex laws.

    DAMNIT, you beat me to that joke!
     
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    America: the place where we turn stuff that isn't rape into rape. And the place that doesn't seem to care too much about people who actually do get raped...
     
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    Yes, this sums it up pretty well. This country feels the need to control what kind of consensual sex you're allowed to have, but when some is raped, we often give lame excuses like, "She shouldn't have been walking alone at night," "She had one too many," or "She's promiscuous, so she asked for it."
     
    #19 BelleFromHell, Nov 24, 2014
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    LOL! this is hilarious. Thank God It's fake
     
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