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PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking chair?

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  1. Straight ally

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    this a funny-creative debate just for having a good fuck i mean a good laught :lol:
     

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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    It's actually totally fun, if a bit weird.

    You have to let the physics in your favour to not get thrown off, though.
    Oh, and you will most likely laugh through the whole thing.
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    Probably not too different, at least for what I'd want to be doing. :3
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    It'd be too hard for two lesbians to do and I might fall off this is probably when a strap on might come in handy :confused:
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    I think it'd be hard. No friction. Like sex on a waterbed I guess :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    Really wild!
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    I have never seen a rocking chair in real life. Doesn't sound appealing in any case.
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    It would.....

    rock.
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    Nausea. Lots of nausea. Instant boner killer. I love rocking chairs otherwise but I hate doing things on them. Eating, reading, sex, it all ends in horrible nausea (for me).

    Oh and blowjobs are completely out of the question unless you fancy losing an eye (one-eyed = not sexy).
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    A better question would be why not? It's not adventurous until you're swinging upside down from a chandelier. Blindfolded, of course.

    Screwing on a rocking chair would only be fun if you kept it lighthearted. I don't think somebody could build up much momentum, without falling off. You would have to continue business on the floor and maybe risk carpet burns. I would suggest planning in advance and putting a blanket on the floor. The feeling is kind of lost if you take a long break.
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    Adding alcohol to the equation might be interesting too! ... blindfolded drunk rocking chair's sex!!!

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    it would be like "honey, i'm here, why are you kissing the carpet?"

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    by the way, i cannot respond to you on my wall as you are regular member and im full member but, i read your post on my wall and its very funny and original the air hockey sex's idea :lol:
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    I would be like "Help, I've fallen, and I can't get it up!"

    I've also read that alcohol makes it difficult to maintain an erection. There are many factors to consider in this scenario! I admit I can be a killjoy with my safety obsessions.
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    umm i have never had sex drunk (or sober for that matter) so i don't really knew about that :eusa_thin
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    Um...I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it'd be weird. Well..it depends. I can just say that my partner and I would probably break the chair and we'd have no room to begin with :lol:
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    It might induce seasickness...
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    I can't think it would be fun, especially on those hard wooden ones, a padded rocking arm chair.. now that sounds a little more appealing.
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    Who wood ask such a question?

    I'm fucking terrible...
     
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    Re: PG 13- Random question for the lolz: how would it be to have sex in a rocking cha

    Or chairsickness? :lol:
     
    #18 Straight ally, Dec 8, 2014
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