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Derek the Wolf · 15th Oct 2008, 07:33 PM

Yes, for any girls that don't mind those of us with male genitalia, I have some VERY good news.

http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm

BlakeHarmony · 15th Oct 2008, 07:35 PM

Quote:

"I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women."

"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

that made me laugh...

RENThead · 15th Oct 2008, 09:01 PM

1 or 2 times a week - eww..
and it even has a name....

Brett · 15th Oct 2008, 09:43 PM

Haha!
That's amazing!!!

15th Oct 2008, 09:47 PM

Haha it's slightly amusing yet really gross.

15th Oct 2008, 09:51 PM

Hmmm...no thanks.

Gumtree · 15th Oct 2008, 09:53 PM

I'm not a chick but I'm still going to use it as an excuse ^^

15th Oct 2008, 11:02 PM

I IM'ed this to a female friend and asked if she wanted to get a "head" start on it

Amy · 15th Oct 2008, 11:09 PM

wow...

ew

does it reduce the chance of moob cancer too?

pirateninja · 15th Oct 2008, 11:14 PM

Oh..... god no....

Level N Human · 16th Oct 2008, 04:23 AM

Hey people!

Check the URL for chrissakes - that is not a real CNN website and the article reaks of fakery.

Pfftt. Sorry

**Maddy** · 16th Oct 2008, 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Level N Human

Hey people!

Check the URL for chrissakes - that is not a real CNN website and the article reaks of fakery.

Pfftt. Sorry

That's good to know. *is very much unimpressed by the idea*

Apocalypte · 16th Oct 2008, 08:28 AM

Meh, I've seen this around in a few different sites. I call bullshit.

Psychedelic Bookmarks · 16th Oct 2008, 10:08 AM

wow, phew for it not being real. It gave me a scare for a mo

Imagine if you had to chose between regular penay and breast cancer?

J Schuelke · 16th Oct 2008, 02:11 PM

OMG! I laughed so hard when I read this, that is awesome. Guess it is good for something other than pleasure, who knew?

Derek the Wolf · 16th Oct 2008, 05:11 PM

Congratulations to those of you who figured out it was fake. And by congratulations, I mean WAY to have a sense of humor... Do you think CNN would actually report on something like this? Lighten up a little...

Samus610 · 17th Oct 2008, 12:19 PM

no comment.

15th Oct 2008, 07:33 PM	#1
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Good news girls! Yes, for any girls that don't mind those of us with male genitalia, I have some VERY good news. http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.c...studyshows.htm __________________

15th Oct 2008, 09:01 PM	#3
RENThead EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Gay / Asexual Out Status: everyone who asks Location: Cork, Ireland Age: 22 Posts: 447 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Good news girls! 1 or 2 times a week - eww.. and it even has a name....

15th Oct 2008, 09:43 PM	#4
Brett Extreme Heat Warning! Full Member Gender: I am a MAN! ROWR!! =^_^= Orientation: Homo-capable Out Status: Out enough Location: Weatherford, TX Age: 19 Posts: 2,200 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Good news girls! Haha! That's amazing!!! __________________ Marching band: It's a religion Trip....trip....ip on red wine! Lady Gaga FTW! XD

15th Oct 2008, 09:47 PM	#5
Midnight Angel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Good news girls! Haha it's slightly amusing yet really gross.

15th Oct 2008, 09:51 PM	#6
ColbieMarie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Good news girls! Hmmm...no thanks.

15th Oct 2008, 09:53 PM	#7
Gumtree EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Sydney - Australia Posts: 944 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Good news girls! I'm not a chick but I'm still going to use it as an excuse ^^ __________________ Life is like driving, go too fast and you will miss the scenery, then one day you won't know where you are or what you've missed.

15th Oct 2008, 11:02 PM	#8
Drizzt DoUrden Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Good news girls! I IM'ed this to a female friend and asked if she wanted to get a "head" start on it

15th Oct 2008, 11:09 PM	#9
Amy DFTBA Full Member Gender: Somewhere between female and I don't know Out Status: Open, not out. Location: Northern California, United States Age: 18 Posts: 2,380 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Good news girls! wow... ew does it reduce the chance of moob cancer too? __________________ "The opposite of love is not hate, but fear" Forrest Church

15th Oct 2008, 11:14 PM	#10
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: Good news girls! Oh..... god no.... __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

16th Oct 2008, 04:23 AM	#11
Level N Human Deluxe Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Fag-ette. Out Status: Most friends Age: 22 Posts: 816 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Good news girls! Hey people! Check the URL for chrissakes - that is not a real CNN website and the article reaks of fakery. Pfftt. Sorry __________________ If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate.

16th Oct 2008, 08:28 AM	#13
Apocalypte Ytse Jamming. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Dublin, Ireland Age: 27 Posts: 2,217 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Good news girls! Meh, I've seen this around in a few different sites. I call bullshit. __________________ "I like my beer cold...my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaming." - Homer Simpson

16th Oct 2008, 10:08 AM	#14
Psychedelic Bookmarks Helena Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Close family and quite a few friends Location: UK Age: 18 Posts: 2,195 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Good news girls! wow, phew for it not being real. It gave me a scare for a mo Imagine if you had to chose between regular penay and breast cancer? __________________ "I refuse to recognize the terms hetero-, bi-, and homo-sexual. Everybody has exactly the same sexual needs. People are just sexual, the prefix is immaterial." (Morissey)

16th Oct 2008, 02:11 PM	#15
J Schuelke Well Known Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: My Mom, and most friends Location: wisconsin Age: 23 Posts: 190 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: Good news girls! OMG! I laughed so hard when I read this, that is awesome. Guess it is good for something other than pleasure, who knew? __________________ Every day should be gay pride day.

16th Oct 2008, 05:11 PM	#16
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Good news girls! Congratulations to those of you who figured out it was fake. And by congratulations, I mean WAY to have a sense of humor... Do you think CNN would actually report on something like this? Lighten up a little... __________________

17th Oct 2008, 12:19 PM	#17
Samus610 Super Spaz Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Out to anyone who asks. Location: Massachusetts Age: 20 Posts: 497 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Good news girls! no comment. __________________ When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the whole world wonder how you did it. Why do we always hurt the ones we love? Why Banjo?

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