The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs - Empty Closets - A safe online community for gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered people coming out

Wander · 17th Oct 2008, 04:44 AM

This is a thread not just for homophobic remarks, but anything said about gays or lesbians that are just ridiculous, funny, or sad. I'm sure the members in public schools will have plenty to contribute. Please do.

"If you hate gay people, does that make you gayist?"
No, that just makes you stupid.

"When gay people get married, who wears the dress? Because you can't have a wedding without a bride and a groom."
Except that's the whole point of a same-sex wedding. That you have two people of the same sex.

"I think being gay is a choice, but it's a really stupid one. I mean, who would choose to get AIDS and die?"
Thanks for thinking so highly of me. You answered your own question, dipsh!t.

Gumtree · 17th Oct 2008, 04:53 AM

"Who's the chick of the relationship?"

DUH, I am gay; that means I like 'MEN' not women with penises!

17th Oct 2008, 08:43 AM

'So you don't like men? At All?'

Um, no. I've just told you I'm a lesbian. Look it up in the dictionary. Dipstick.

Amy · 17th Oct 2008, 09:05 AM

straight guy to one of my gay friends:
"wait, so, you dont like girls? why? girls are amazing! guys are just...ew."

to add to wanders:
(after i tell someone not to say "thats so gay" becaue it makes gay equivalent to stupid)
"well being gay is stupid. i mean, come on, only a stupid person would choose to get aids"

Psychedelic Bookmarks · 17th Oct 2008, 10:07 AM

"But how can you have sex with two girls? And no boy?"

That's generally the definition of lesbian sex. Two girls, no boy. :doh:

Seanboy23 · 17th Oct 2008, 10:39 AM

IMO, the two LEAST intelligent things that people say:

ANY version of "It's a CHOICE."

And, referring to my sexual orientation as a "lifestyle". Well, yes, by definition the way I live and who I live with, is a "lifestyle". But people refer to it in LGBT terms with such an oozing, demeaning context. I don't hear anyone referring to a devout 5-days-a-week churchgoer in a condescending way and mentioning their "lifestyle".

Hey! Zookeepers who love animals probably have a "lifestyle" too! So do police officers who are devoted to serving the public! OMG! The more I think of it, well heck JimmyBob! Thar be "lifestyles" all over this dang place. Whoooooieeeee!

**Rosina** · 17th Oct 2008, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wander

"When gay people get married, who wears the dress? Because you can't have a wedding without a bride and a groom."
Except that's the whole point of a same-sex wedding. That you have two people of the same sex.

I've always wondered how it works at the end with the whole "I pronounce you husband and wife thing and you may now kiss the bride" ....

As for the quotes, I can't add anything except the infamous "That's so gay!" one.... no comment to be made....

Nodnarb · 17th Oct 2008, 12:46 PM

Most of the main ones have been said, but the other day a guy in my physics class asked if "Gay can be used as a verb." Him and some other guy got into a big debate about that....

Pepsi · 17th Oct 2008, 12:54 PM

Lots of people have asked why me and my gay friend aren't together, it annoys me that people think just because we're both gay we have to go out each other.

Bunny · 17th Oct 2008, 01:36 PM

Some stupid kids at school (Not word for word, but close):

"Well yeah, gays are sick but two girls? That's hot."

Yep, it's okay so long as he finds it 'hot', but otherwise it's just gross. Makes perfect sense. >___>

Enaithor · 17th Oct 2008, 02:38 PM

"So that means you like penis then, right?" (in a very confused voice)

Yes, being bisexual means that I like men as well as women, duh

steveo · 17th Oct 2008, 04:37 PM

"Oh so are you just gay or super gay?".

That response was from a friend from an online game I seriously lol'd irl.

Mickey · 17th Oct 2008, 04:43 PM

You're a lesbian because you haven't found the "right guy" yet! This one gets me heated!

Mickey · 17th Oct 2008, 04:45 PM

P.S. Another thing...anything to do with the bible! Like how it's against God...blah,blah!

pirateninja · 17th Oct 2008, 05:09 PM

"You're lesbian? Hey! If I get another lesbian, will you two threesome with me?"

"For the last time, no. You're male and I don't want sex with you. Introduce me to a nice lesbian and we might get it on, but not with you. LES-BI-AN. It's latin for 'no penis kthnxbai', shit-for-brains!"

Ronnie92 · 17th Oct 2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

"
LES-BI-AN. It's latin for 'no penis kthnxbai', shit-for-brains!"

I have to use that sometime

jazzrawr · 17th Oct 2008, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pirateninja

"You're lesbian? Hey! If I get another lesbian, will you two threesome with me?"

"For the last time, no. You're male and I don't want sex with you. Introduce me to a nice lesbian and we might get it on, but not with you. LES-BI-AN. It's latin for 'no penis kthnxbai', shit-for-brains!"

AHAHAHAHA
Oh god. that made me laugh so much.
I just might quote it in my signature XD

Words · 17th Oct 2008, 05:21 PM

I explained what a transexual was to my friend yesterday and he said:

"But why... wouldn't it just be easier for them to change their mind?"

Don't worry, I gave him a good talking.

biisme · 17th Oct 2008, 08:54 PM

"So....you don't have a boyfriend and a girlfriend? Right now? At the same time? Then...how are you bisexual?"

Ummmm...when did I ever say that I need a guy and a girl at the SAME time?

17th Oct 2008, 08:59 PM

My roommate to me one night

"So let me get this straight, you get with guys and girls?"

Yes, that's generally what bisexuality entails.

17th Oct 2008, 04:44 AM	#1
Wander Banned Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Parents, aunts, grandma, counselor, online friends Location: Central Alabama Age: 18 Posts: 2,360 Join Date: Jan 2008	The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs This is a thread not just for homophobic remarks, but anything said about gays or lesbians that are just ridiculous, funny, or sad. I'm sure the members in public schools will have plenty to contribute. Please do. "If you hate gay people, does that make you gayist?" No, that just makes you stupid. "When gay people get married, who wears the dress? Because you can't have a wedding without a bride and a groom." Except that's the whole point of a same-sex wedding. That you have two people of the same sex. "I think being gay is a choice, but it's a really stupid one. I mean, who would choose to get AIDS and die?" Thanks for thinking so highly of me. You answered your own question, dipsh!t.

17th Oct 2008, 04:53 AM	#2
Gumtree EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Sydney - Australia Posts: 944 Join Date: Apr 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs "Who's the chick of the relationship?" DUH, I am gay; that means I like 'MEN' not women with penises! __________________ Life is like driving, go too fast and you will miss the scenery, then one day you won't know where you are or what you've missed.

17th Oct 2008, 08:43 AM	#3
nodoubtjunkie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs 'So you don't like men? At All?' Um, no. I've just told you I'm a lesbian. Look it up in the dictionary. Dipstick.

17th Oct 2008, 09:05 AM	#4
Amy DFTBA Full Member Gender: Somewhere between female and I don't know Out Status: Open, not out. Location: Northern California, United States Age: 18 Posts: 2,380 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs straight guy to one of my gay friends: "wait, so, you dont like girls? why? girls are amazing! guys are just...ew." to add to wanders: (after i tell someone not to say "thats so gay" becaue it makes gay equivalent to stupid) "well being gay is stupid. i mean, come on, only a stupid person would choose to get aids" __________________ "The opposite of love is not hate, but fear" Forrest Church

17th Oct 2008, 10:07 AM	#5
Psychedelic Bookmarks Helena Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: Close family and quite a few friends Location: UK Age: 18 Posts: 2,195 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs "But how can you have sex with two girls? And no boy?" That's generally the definition of lesbian sex. Two girls, no boy. :doh: __________________ "I refuse to recognize the terms hetero-, bi-, and homo-sexual. Everybody has exactly the same sexual needs. People are just sexual, the prefix is immaterial." (Morissey)

17th Oct 2008, 10:39 AM	#6
Seanboy23 aka Seanshine! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Well, it's all about MEN, yum! Out Status: No apologies, no regrets. Location: San Diego, CA Age: 41 Posts: 244 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs IMO, the two LEAST intelligent things that people say: ANY version of "It's a CHOICE." And, referring to my sexual orientation as a "lifestyle". Well, yes, by definition the way I live and who I live with, is a "lifestyle". But people refer to it in LGBT terms with such an oozing, demeaning context. I don't hear anyone referring to a devout 5-days-a-week churchgoer in a condescending way and mentioning their "lifestyle". Hey! Zookeepers who love animals probably have a "lifestyle" too! So do police officers who are devoted to serving the public! OMG! The more I think of it, well heck JimmyBob! Thar be "lifestyles" all over this dang place. Whoooooieeeee! __________________ It's all about Kermit... for he's always had the "Rainbow Connection"!

17th Oct 2008, 12:46 PM	#8
Nodnarb Notoriously Homosexual Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Most people Location: Ames, Iowa Age: 20 Posts: 3,875 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs Most of the main ones have been said, but the other day a guy in my physics class asked if "Gay can be used as a verb." Him and some other guy got into a big debate about that.... __________________ Better to be hated for who you are, than be loved for who you're not.

17th Oct 2008, 12:54 PM	#9
Pepsi R-Y-R-Y Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Completely Out Location: Staten Island, NYC Age: 20 Posts: 4,348 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs Lots of people have asked why me and my gay friend aren't together, it annoys me that people think just because we're both gay we have to go out each other. __________________ "I'm not that typical baby. I'm a bad kid like my mom and dad made me. I'm not that cool and you hate me. I'm a bad kid, that's the way that they made me" - GAGA

17th Oct 2008, 01:36 PM	#10
Bunny EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Boys <3 Out Status: if they would only ask Location: Canada~ Age: 18 Posts: 430 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs Some stupid kids at school (Not word for word, but close): "Well yeah, gays are sick but two girls? That's hot." Yep, it's okay so long as he finds it 'hot', but otherwise it's just gross. Makes perfect sense. >___>

17th Oct 2008, 02:38 PM	#11
Enaithor TheDude Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Bedfordshire, England Age: 18 Posts: 545 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs "So that means you like penis then, right?" (in a very confused voice) Yes, being bisexual means that I like men as well as women, duh

17th Oct 2008, 04:37 PM	#12
steveo Member Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: 1 friend Location: Chicagoland Age: 20 Posts: 46 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs "Oh so are you just gay or super gay?". That response was from a friend from an online game I seriously lol'd irl.

17th Oct 2008, 04:43 PM	#13
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs You're a lesbian because you haven't found the "right guy" yet! This one gets me heated! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

17th Oct 2008, 04:45 PM	#14
Mickey Older and bolder! Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Massachusetts Age: 50 Posts: 1,775 Join Date: Aug 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs P.S. Another thing...anything to do with the bible! Like how it's against God...blah,blah! __________________ We don't choose to be gay...we're CHOSEN!

17th Oct 2008, 05:09 PM	#15
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus Full Member Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 21 Posts: 5,853 Join Date: Sep 2007	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs "You're lesbian? Hey! If I get another lesbian, will you two threesome with me?" "For the last time, no. You're male and I don't want sex with you. Introduce me to a nice lesbian and we might get it on, but not with you. LES-BI-AN. It's latin for 'no penis kthnxbai', shit-for-brains!" __________________ Holly the Pirateninja Ars Longa, Vita Brevis.

17th Oct 2008, 05:21 PM	#18
Words Well Known Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Friends and my Parents, and Facebook. Location: Hangzhou, China Age: 21 Posts: 117 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs I explained what a transexual was to my friend yesterday and he said: "But why... wouldn't it just be easier for them to change their mind?" Don't worry, I gave him a good talking.

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Midnight Angel Guest Posts: n/a	Re: The Least Intelligent Things Said About LGBTs My roommate to me one night "So let me get this straight, you get with guys and girls?" Yes, that's generally what bisexuality entails.