Sooooooooooooooooooooooo I realize I'm way late to the party since (at the moment of typing this) there are only 42 more mins. left until the day when we remember that one time Nature decided to prove she can, in fact, not be an asshole (sometimes, when she feels like it) and graced the Earth with the existence of Jake Gyllenhaal ends. That is to say today (12/19) is Jake Gyllenhaal's birthday, a day that's about to end and for a moment I was bummed that I had missed my chance to remind you of his very special existence in glorious gif format. That is, before I remembered I've never needed an excuse to shove my obsessions on people's faces before! Why start now?! Happy Gyllenhaal ya' all! May you spend your days escaping the mundaneness of your lives watching his movies! Also, in the very off chance that Jake Gyllenhaal is secretly a middle-aged closeted teen perusing these forums wondering whether getting hard at pictures of himself makes him gay, I just wanted to tell you, Mr. Gyllenhaal... Well, first off, get the hell out of that closet already. A lot of people could use you as an inspiration and role-model to gather the guts to do something with their lives, meaning, openly taking selfies while cuddling with people of the same sex (sappy hashtags to go with the selfies are a must) like the rest of the world! Besides, you already made Brokeback Mountain and the world didn't end for you, so nothing to fear bud; Step out into multi-colored neon lights of the gay scene. Secondly, I'll have your babies please and thank you. I feel like I was going somewhere with this... Oh right, the birthday. Happy 34th Birthday Jake Gyllenhaal! Thank you for making films objectively better by being in them and for your paradoxically boyish-meets-manly good looks. Here are some gifs conmemorating the career of Mr. Gyllenhaal, least we forget why we should all bow to pictures of him at every change we get: Jailbait Gyllenhaal Slightly Less Jailbait Gyllenhaal (a.k.a. I-Could-Have-Been-Harry-Potter Gyllenhaal) Hunk (and he knows it) Gyllenhaal Ginger-Flavored Gyllenhaal All Ears Gyllenhaal Ew Jake, No Ryan-Gosling-Got-Nothing-On-Me Gyllenhaal (Cheese included in the package) Condescending Gyllenhaal Gayllenhaal Moar Gayllenhaal Uber Gayllenhaal - All the Feels Edittion Average Gyllenhaal (Booooo!) *Imagining Your Slow and Painful Death* Gyllenhaal In-The-Zone Gyllenhaal In-The-Zone Gyllenhaal Part Deux: Reloaded Trying-So-Hard-Not-To-Be-Sexy-(-And-Failing-) Gyllenhaal Edgy Gyllenhaal Edgy Game Too Strong Gyllenhaal GILF Superior Gyllenhaal (a.k.a. Bearded Gyllenhaal) Disclaimer: I'm actually not really fanatic about Jake Gyllenhaal, but given the nature of the post I thought it would be fun to word it as an exercise in trying to see this day from the point of view of a fangurl/boi. Additionally, I may or may not cite this under the 'Professional Expierence' field in my job application to Buzzfeed. Sorry in advance to those of you watching this on their cellphone's data plans (whoops!). That's all folks! Have a nice Gyllenhaal!
He's not a bad looking person, I might add . But a part of me says that I really haven't watched a lot of his material, so I really haven't grown to appreciate him like you do :lol:
Oh look, today(or what's left of it) happens to be Tyson Beckford's birthday as well. Jake Gyllenhaal's celebration has just been rendered irrelevant.
MAY I RECOMMEND: Donnie Darko, Zodiac, Source Code, Enemy (Released this year), Nightcrawler (Released this year too), Prisoners is not that bad, End of Watch and The Day After Tomorrow are entertaining. Sidenote: I'm more proud than I probably should at the fact that I didn't misspelled his last name once. HERESY! BURN THE IMPIOUS! (Too exhausted after the OP to fish out a good gif to go with this).
He's not that hot. 8/10............just saying. The "gilf" pic is a 9.50/10 though Maybe i haven't watched anything with him in it though....
The movie where I found him sexiest than ever was Donnie Darko ( an overrated artsy-falsy piece). He looked so innocent in that movie
No no no no no no no no. I'm not ready for this thread to fade into obscurity just yet, I need me some more Jake lovin' Guuuuurrrrrrrl I see what you did there. I like you.
I saw this thread last night. I agree. It's not a look that does much for me. I acknowledge that he would be considered handsome by most and that's about it. When I saw highly overrated "Brokeback Mountain," I though Heath Ledger was the better looking of the two and by quite a margin. Ledger (R.I.P.) has the good looking regular guy look while Gyllenhaal looks too matinee idol like. When Gyllenhaal first appeared in the movie, two teenaged girls nearby squealed with delight, so I guess he has a following.
Lol Rawrzilla, your initial post looked like something that would come from Buzzfeed. It's full of GIFs :lol: No complaints here. <3 Jake Gyllenhaal <3
