[BREAKING]...Well there's a first for everything... [NEWS]

:icon_bigg <- That's me right now.

Why?

Well let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was this Walrus. Now this walrus was known in the kingdom of Brock Pride as being quite shy, and innocent. For he hath never done anything but a cuddle with another man.

But that would all change....

One day The Princes and Princesses of Brock Pride got together for a meeting. A meeting to be held in the bowling alley. Here the walrus met a man who although was older then the walrus seemed to take a liking to the walrus. The walrus was asked for coffee but the Walrus hath not realized what exactly was this purpose of the coffee and was late to answer. He merely said that (because the man had asked the walrus to get a coffee with him so we could wait for a cab to go out), "I think I have another ride option." Which was true.

Well after the game of bowling, because this meet held on a friday--The kingdom of Brock Pride decided to hold a festivious gathering at the land of Vu- which is a small land known for it's techno beats and acceptance of gays. Yes you could call this land a gay club. And yes, the walrus had ventured into this land for the first time. Luckily it was quite small- and not intimidating because he went with a large group--the other members of Brock Pride.

On the way to the Vu--it was me, that guy, and two other brock pride members who were dating. Now on the way the walrus did get asked many questions from the couple that made him quite feel not so-comfortable. Questions about his virginity status--Questions about his "top" or "bottom" preference--but the walrus did answer with answers like, "I will do what I feel is right in love." But the couple found these views to be nieve. And they told the walrus that men don't hold long relationships. The walrus was upset, that these--almost strangers---would speak such slander infront of him-even if it was in joke-or in truth. T'was not kind at all. But it shan't ruin his night.

Later that guy told me I was brave for saying I was a virgin--because apparently he was to.

So the Walrus had ALOT of fun dancing with both girls....AND BOYS...and well that guy that had taken a liking decided to dance with the walrus. And while the walrus danced the man kept his body close.

So close to the point that they were crotch for crotch
and then later...

Tongue for tongue

And it was on this day the Walrus had recieved his first gay kiss.

:lol:From a 23 year old.

Then the walrus shared a car ride back with this man. Where they cuddled and shared many a make-out sessions. Until they got back to university where he wanted to "chill" at my place but I told him my roomates might not take so kindly to that. "

And the night ended with a coffee at tim hortons until his cab came and took him to his house...perhaps the walrus will see this guy tommorow.

 

I did that on purpose just for you Becky
The funny thing about the guy though he's 23 and heavily into politics..

Just like my oldest brother
Luckily they have different skin color or that would just get REALLY wierd.

And thanks guys Hahahahha I'm slowly losing my innocence

 

And the only mom that knows
is you
My EC mom


And if there was a lesbian mom at the club...she knows too

 

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know...after all these good reviews I've been getting...my story is gonna be up for a Pulitzer!!!!

hahahaahahhaa