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Tales from the Gay Hotline on X-Mas Eve

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by greatwhale, Dec 24, 2014.

  1. greatwhale

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    Hey guys,

    Writing to you from the Gay Hotline here in Montréal, signing off soon.

    Pretty slow night, not many calls, except for the following:

    No. 1 (The Quiet Regular Guy):

    Caller: Hello

    Me: (recognizing him from the last 5 times) Sir, do you think it will be possible for you to speak up, you've called us before and it is always difficult to hear you...

    Caller: sflfjnluinl...hiss...glnlunkll

    Me: (sighing) Sir, it's really important for you to speak up! Everytime you call we simply can't hear you!

    This goes on for a while, I ask him to raise his voice a little, he says: "like this?" and I say, no, LOUDER! After a few of these exchanges, I inform him that I will need to hang up, and I do.

    Next call:

    Caller: "What's a Power Bottom?"...:dry:


    :bang: to think that I had to forgo going to a party this evening with that really cute guy from the choir...for this!!!
     
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    Oh man. :icon_eek:

    Still, you're doing a worthwhile job for an excellent cause. After all, without you how would that guy ever find out what a Power Bottom is?!
     
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    :lol:Well...it's amazing what one can find on Google :eek:
     
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    Well a power bottom is confusing! I've seen it used in two ways. Maybe he just wanted clarification!
     
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    Admit it, you were that caller, weren't you, Austin? :icon_wink
     
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    :roflmao:

    I kind of expected, and was mentally prepared for an evening of really emotional calls from lonely hearts, pining for joy during the holidays....:dry: