What's your "Gay Agenda"?

I like your agenda I will copy paste it to my agenda

 

Get up take care of the farm animals, milk cows, seperate cream and make butter and ice cream. Bake bread, cook some meal, do laundry, clean house, clean out cows stahl, get fresh hay for animals, gather eggs, play with the dogs, read books, pet cats, take bath, sleep if I feel like it!

 

Someone I know posted this on facebook a while back, this thread reminded me. It's not strictly mine but it's still pretty awesome:

 

Wake up
go to school whenever I want
leave whenever I want
go home
eat watch tv
eat some more
watch more tv
go to bed.

 

Way ahead of you.
Monday-Thursday
5:50 AM: Wake up.
6:00 AM: Wake up again.
6:05 AM: Shower. (Water is still evil.)
6:30 AM: Eat some cheerios because that cereal is fucking delicious.
7:00 AM: Get on bus, and sleep.
8:00 AM: Get to school, sleep in homeroom.
10:45 AM: Eat a tuna sandwich.
11:15 AM: Do whatever work I slept through.
2:00 PM: Get home. And sleep. (Sleep~<3)
5:00 PM: Get on a random chat site and say "Hey, I'm gay." because there is always that person in the chatroom that says "Well congrats on being open, to the internet, where people can mentally destroy you."
5:05 PM: Type in some claps like *clap clap clap*
5:10 PM: Play some games.
7:00 PM: Do some coding.
11:00 PM: SLEEP!!! <3

Friday-Sunday: Just a repeat minus the school.

 

9:00 AM wake up
10:00 AM invent a pill that turns kids gay/bi, or whatever they want, and distribute in schools everywhere
11:00 AM distribute condoms and lube in ALL schools
12:00 PM establish a tax on churches/temples/religious institutions
1:00 PM legalize same sex marriage across the US
2:00 PM establish anti-discrimination laws for all LGBT people
3:00 PM make everyone wear spandex superhero costumes at least once a week
4:00 PM change the US national anthem to the My Little Pony intro theme song
5:00 PM establish that 50% of all power must come from wind/solar/renewable resources
6:00 PM take a bubble bath
7:00 PM eat
9:00 PM wild sex

I figure why not go all out.

 

All I do is work, sleep, eat, and use the internet every day...

 

12:00-14:00 wake up
15:00 eat something
16:00 listen to music
17:00 play Pokemon
18:00 eat again
19:00 go on YouTube
20:00 still on YouTube
21:00 go on tumblr
22:00 stalk cute J-rockers on Twitter
23:00 take a shower
0:00 watch a movie
1:00 still watching the movie
2:00 go on chat room
3:00 play Pokemon
3:30-4:00 on YouTube again
4:30-5:00 go to sleep

In all seriousness, I don't actually plan out my days like this, I just do what I feel like it. But I just created this based on what I would be doing in an average day in my life as of now.
My life will get much more awesome in the future, I will make it happen.

 

Damn...I was hoping for one of those things like you're stripper name...y'know, where you're told your agenda based on the 3rd letter of your first name and 2nd letter of your last name?

Oh well...I guess I'll have to toss one off myself:

Third letter of your first name:

A = World
B = Perverted
C = Tingling
D = Powerful
E = Cute
F = Orgasmic
G = Inner
H = Holistic
I = Global
J = Frenetic
K = Mauve
L = Green
M = Chartreuse
N = Fabulous
O = Terrible
P = Stealthy
Q = Kaliedoscopic
R = Hairy
S = Absolute
T = Undermining
U = Neverending
V = Shallow
W = Deep
X = Terrible
Y = Mandatory
Z = Deliberate

Second letter of your last name:

A = Animals
B = Balance
C = Cake for all!
D = Domination
F = Foolishness
G = Girliness
H = Houses for all!
I = Innocence
J = Jello for all!
K = Kow-towing to the upper classes
L = Love
M = Marriage
N = Nihilism
O = Obstinance (not abstinence)
P = Parenting
Q = Quotas
R = Rehabilitation
S = Societal Sedation
T = Twistedness
U = Ultimatums
V = Vows
W = Wickedness
X = Xenophobia
Y = Yoyos for all!
Z = Zebras for all!

My big gay agenda IS: Fabulous Innocence!

That's me, people...all over...yeah. Woot.

 

24/7: Undermine traditional family values and thumb my nose at all goodness and order in the world.

Oh crap, that was supposed to stay secret, wasn't it?

 

Absolute Animals, that's my agenda. Lol

Honestly my days normally look like:
06:35 - wake up/yoga
07:00 - eat
08:00 - get to school
Classes vary.
12:10 - lunch
Classes vary.
16:00 - either leave school or Art Club (draw gay pictures to convince students gay is ok...cause they totally aren't copying pictures out of BL manga anyways...)
17-18:00 - get home and make food
Remainder of day - using the most evil of devices known to man (the internet) to gain power (aka knowledge) and TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (as in watch Pinky and the Brain)
22:00 - go to bed

 

This is perfect huskypup

 

It was a typo...it was supposed to be Anarchy, I swear!

Oh, damn it.

 

THIS IS AWESOME :roflmao: Mine is Global Houses for all!

In response to the original post though,
5:45 - Wake up
6:15 - Go for rowing
9:00 - Come back, eat food
9:15 - Go back to sleep
10:30 - Wake up again
10:45 - Go to college
4:30 - Come back
5:00 - Mess around, play games, go online, play piano, do nothing in particular
8:30 - Eat dinner
10:00ish - Go to sleep

 

It's supposed to be converting as many heterosexuals as I know, but I'm finding that I have too much luck with straight girls and little with guys of any sexuality.

Really, I think the heterosexual agenda's getting to me more than mine is to them.

 

Global Marriage sounds okay. I always wanted to marry a globe.

 

wake up
get kid to school
work
eat lunch
cook
eat supper
clean
relax
sleep

repeat....


such a life :roflmao:

 

I wake up, look for unsuspecting homophobes and then give them "the gay" via high impact laserbeams. I then let out an evil laugh while wiggling my fingers.