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What have been the strangest questions you've gotten about your sexuality?

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  1. PlantSoul

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    What have been the strangest questions you've gotten from people who were trying to figure out your sexuality without explicitly stating so?

    For instance, a couple of weeks back, I was driving in the car with my grandmother when she popped this bizarre question: "Isn't it funny how some trees grow straight, while others are bent? *takes a long pause* Just like people…" She then looked at me hard and wanted to know what I thought about that but, I didn't know what to say. So, I asked my mother about it and she said that my grandmother was trying to see if I were gay. :roflmao:
     
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  2. Acm

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    A girl at school once asked if I was "LGBGBGBGBGGBGBGT." Yes, she actually said it like that :rolle:
     
    #2 Acm, Jan 11, 2015
  3. ZenMusic

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    Why do you take it up the bum?
    How does it feel to take it up the bum?
    How can you not like girls?
    What happens if the boy shits on your dick?
    How do you lose your virginity?
    Do you want to be a girl?
    Why don't you act like a girl?
     
    #3 ZenMusic, Jan 12, 2015
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    All of these I've been asked too, except for the shits on your dick...
     
    #4 MotelGuy, Jan 12, 2015
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    "It's probably because guys won't date you, right?"
     
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    The "How do you have sex" question is common, and it makes me laugh the hardest; are straight people so moronic and uncreative that they can only imagine sex in one way?

    My grandma also thinks gay people identify as anything but cis
     
    #6 Fallingdown7, Jan 12, 2015
  7. NingyoBroken

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    Weirdest I've gotten is "How do you top without an actual penis?" Have these people NEVER heard of strap ons?

    Anyways, I'm sure I'll get weirder ones eventually.

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    Hahahahahahaha that's just priceless
     
    #7 NingyoBroken, Jan 12, 2015
  8. TacobellKFC

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    Wtf do people really ask these questions..how the hell do you respond to that crap
     
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    Don't even get me started on Lesbians. They think all of them scissor and the boys will only get a boner over two girls kissing if they are "fit." Boils the blood.
     
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    I get asked a lot about scissoring. It disappoints people when I say I've done it only three times and that it's not that wonderful. I have to say that lesbian sex does have more to it than that... :grin:
     
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    Is it because you don't like the v? Or do you actually like the d?

    And yes, they wouldn't even say the actual word. :lol:
     
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    Being bi the main one is. Are you greedy?
     
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    "So.... are you like half-gay?"
     
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    One of my friends obnoxiously asked me what I would be willing to do in the bedroom.

    She asked if I would be a top or bottom, am I willing to suck/have my dick sucked...

    She went through EVERYTHING. It was so annoying.
     
    #14 Notlad, Jan 12, 2015
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    "But... like... does that mean you like to fap to dicks?"

    Well... it's kind of in the title, I guess.
     
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    "So wait... like, if you find a guy you really like and that likes you back, would you get married to him?" Uh, hell yeah. :eusa_eh:

    And, of course inevitably:
    "So do you not like girls then?"
     
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    Well purely from a practical point of view it sounds rather cumbersome! I've always thought you'd have to be super-strong and supple to make it work, its pretty much a pilates exercise! :lol:
     
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    Do you like feminine or masculine girls?
     
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    Since when?
     
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