Today Shit Happens

[Janvier]

http://www.todayshithappens.com/
Ok so this started as a French site called Vie De Merde but yesterday they released the English version.

The idea of this website, which you have probably guessed by now, is to allow you to share an unfortunate moment of your everyday's life, a shameful situation, an unbelievable lack of luck… to let it out and laugh about it.

Right now it's brand new as has virtually no new content only some poorly translated VDM (or TSH in English).
So submit your own or check back later, the French version has many members and it's so funny, I'm sure the English version can be just as good if not better, it's just a matter of time and letting people know about this

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. TSH

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back… TSH

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. TSH

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on… for half an hour. TSH

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[George]

ROFL that's hilarious! [adds to bookmarks]

You just brightened my day. For that.. [glomps you]

Today, I carefully approached my boyfriend from behind and put my hands on his eyes saying: “Who’s there?” he answered: “Mary? Camilla? Kate? ». Annoyed, I said « You lose; it’s your beloved one… ». After a while, he said « Oh! Amanda! ». My name is Chloe. TSH

Awkwaaard....

[Mind Freak]

Haha. They have some messed up stuff.
Thankfully I have nothing to contribute.

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction… “I love Los Angeles too!” TSH

Some of these really are priceless.

[Hoppip]

Haha, this is definitely pretty interesting. I'm on Vie de Merde now (practicing my French!)

I find this one from VDM funny (sorry if my translation is inaccurate):

Aujourd'hui, ma mère a découvert ma collection de films X. Mais là où j'ai le plus été étonné, c'est lorsqu'elle m'a demandé quelle était mon actrice préférée en me disant qu'étant jeune, elle rêvait de faire du porno. VDM

"Today, my mom found my collection of porn. But when it couldn't have been any worse, she asked me who my favorite actress was-- and that she dreamed of being a pornstar when she was young."

Hahaha. xD

[epiphanies]

This site officially brightens my day. haha

[davo-man]

Hahahaha! The site looks great; very funny

Thanks, Janvier

[thephailboat]

Oh my goodness.
Some of the things that happen in my life?

is that kinda like fmylife.com??

Oh I see it is FML.

COOLIES !!!

[Phantasma]

Originally Posted by Shimmi

is that kinda like fmylife.com??

Oh I see it is FML.

COOLIES !!!

Agreed. This is exactly the same as FML. Even the "Today,.." beginning is the same.

[Tokarov]

yeah it's a ripoff of FML...

still funny nonetheless

[Kaden]

this isn't a rip off, this is a year old bumped thread! FML started out as a french website over a year ago - if you click the link in the OP, it takes you to FML. I guess the site started out being called today shit happens, which is the only thing i didn't know.

[davo-man]

Originally Posted by The God Called Wikipedia

Fmylife was created on January 13, 2008 by Maxime Valette, Guillaume Passaglia and Didier Guedj. The site is the English version of the creators' original website in French, VieDeMerde.fr, which translates to "life of shit." VDM became one of France's top ten sites since it was launched

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