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This Fraternity Brother Came Out As Gay And Was Still Just As Much Of An Asshole

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Pret Allez, Jan 20, 2015.

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  1. Pret Allez

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    This article is fucking brilliant.

     
    #1 Pret Allez, Jan 20, 2015
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    I'm trying to figure out how to respond to this. On one hand, you know me, I love that this guy is committed to remaining his true self. On the other hand...what a douchewaffle.
     
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    Reminder: I figure most here already know this, but since I know all too well that the nature of satire is lost in a staggering amount of the world's population, I feel compelled to point out that this is a satirical article. Namely, not real in the strict definition of it. The overall point that is making about how being part of a minority doesn't excuse your actions and certainly doesn't automatically make you a better person is very real. The situation it's presenting tho, is fictional.

    And yes, articles like this is why I fucking love Clickhole and The Onion. Satire may very well be the most intelligent and poignant expression of humor and the masterminds behind The Onion's network wield it so deftly I can't help randomly applauding at my screen due to some of their articles (and roaring with laughter is almost always a given).
     
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    ^ This ^

    *Dammit you fooled me good, Pret!
     
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    I love this so much. :lol:

    Your taste in satire is always golden, Pret.

    I have never met a gay man like this, mainly because I have never been in contact with frat culture in person (it doesn't really exist here, thank God).
     
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    Still as funny as the first time I read it. haha
     
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    Love it. In a sense, I'm the same way. I'm still the headbanging asshole that I have always been to my friends.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    This made me laugh, because I know a guy just like this. This is him. I hate him so so so much.
     
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    This is pretty funny, and I'm in a fraternity myself :grin:
     
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    Since this is satire, and not actual news, per the sticky in the News forum I've moved this to chit-chat.

    It did give me quite a chuckle, though.

    -RainbowMan (gay mod asshole :grin:)
     
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    :lol:
     
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    I love clickhole.
     
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    Love it! :lol:
     
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    Lol! Love it!

    "At least he's getting anal" :lol:
     
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    Ahaha I loved this
     
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    Haha, wtf? :dead:
    "Their concerns, however, were unfounded, as six months after coming out as openly gay, Adam is still committed to being the same incessantly deplorable shitstain he’s always been."
    This. Brilliant!
     
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    Haha this is hilarious. Though to be fair when we all come out we assure others that we're the same people we've always been. So there's no reason really why coming out would make this guy stop being the same dick he's always been.
     
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    I'm glad it gave everyone a chuckle. (*hug*)

    In my defense, the reason I posted it in the news section was that it's funner to post satire there and have people not "get it."

    ~ Adrienne
     
    #19 Pret Allez, Jan 23, 2015
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