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HalfInsane · 31st Oct 2008, 09:41 PM

Okay, so I me and my friend took my little sister trick or treating tonight, and we had a bit of an amusing moment. Thought some of you might find it funny.

We went to this one house, and me and my friend were standing at the base of the driveway, kind of in the shadows. My sister went to the door herself. After the woman living there had answered the door and given her some candy, she looked down the driveway and noticed my friend and I. She looks to my sister, and begins to say "Would you like to give some candy to your... er.. your mom... or, umm moms, too?" (and yes, I'm almost 100% sure she was serious. I get the feeling she first thought maybe we were other kids at first glance, than saw we were clearly not kid sized, and assumed we were married or something xD). My sister, who I suppose really wasn't expected that reaction, looked to her and said "Sure". So, we ended up getting a bit candy after all, not that we were trying.

Nitro · 31st Oct 2008, 10:03 PM

scoring 1 for candy + scoring 1 against heteronormativity —————> hilarity + awesomeness

musican · 31st Oct 2008, 10:15 PM

thats great "do you want candy for your mom, err moms" Im glad that some people are comfortable enough to ask that. I would more expect to ask if you were her mom and her mom's friend.

shakerdancee · 1st Nov 2008, 12:01 AM

oh, hey, I was playing at homecoming. boringg.

Trumpetplyer23 · 1st Nov 2008, 07:30 AM

Haha, that's great.

My funny stories usually involve people trying to scare me and getting disappointed when they don't scare me.

tashyyy · 1st Nov 2008, 07:38 AM

LOL thats awesome!

Amy · 1st Nov 2008, 08:22 AM

thats awesome!

itd be hella funny if she had said "thats my sister and her friend. but my sister isnt straight."

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Originally Posted by musican

I would more expect to ask if you were her mom and her mom's friend.

thats my neigborhood, right there. it used to be a retirement community, so there are hella conservative and hella old people.

beckyg · 1st Nov 2008, 08:37 AM

Oh that's cute.

1st Nov 2008, 03:50 PM

Thats really cool though, that she thought to ask that ^_^

Derek the Wolf · 1st Nov 2008, 03:57 PM

That's awesome.

MLCarr · 1st Nov 2008, 06:02 PM

that's the best story I've heard yet. Totally made me laugh out loud.

2nd Nov 2008, 12:34 AM

wow! that's great

Poring · 2nd Nov 2008, 07:54 AM

oh wow! That put a smile on my face, hehe :')

I wish I could have gone trick-or-treating again

InaRut · 2nd Nov 2008, 09:52 AM

Score one for Canadian acceptance

Wicked story.

2nd Nov 2008, 10:13 AM

That's awesome!

kh23172 · 2nd Nov 2008, 10:16 AM

Hahaha nice! I wish I could have gone trick-or-treating, but I was traveling to Tennessee..

That's awesome though, I wish more of America were like that.

HalfInsane · 2nd Nov 2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by amyleona

thats awesome!

itd be hella funny if she had said "thats my sister and her friend. but my sister isnt straight."

Aha, yeah. Well, my friend isn't totally straight either, which made it a bit more funny for us. I went and told my mom afterwards, so the past couple times she's decided to ask me how my friend is doing, she's said "So, how's the wife?" xD

And yeah, the fact that she was comfortable enough with the idea of the two of us being married was pretty great. Certainly not what I'd expect, but considering I live in a fairly conservative area, it made my day.

31st Oct 2008, 09:41 PM	#1
HalfInsane EC Addict Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Everyone Location: BC, Canada Age: 20 Posts: 400 Join Date: Mar 2008	Funny Trick or Treating moment Okay, so I me and my friend took my little sister trick or treating tonight, and we had a bit of an amusing moment. Thought some of you might find it funny. We went to this one house, and me and my friend were standing at the base of the driveway, kind of in the shadows. My sister went to the door herself. After the woman living there had answered the door and given her some candy, she looked down the driveway and noticed my friend and I. She looks to my sister, and begins to say "Would you like to give some candy to your... er.. your mom... or, umm moms, too?" (and yes, I'm almost 100% sure she was serious. I get the feeling she first thought maybe we were other kids at first glance, than saw we were clearly not kid sized, and assumed we were married or something xD). My sister, who I suppose really wasn't expected that reaction, looked to her and said "Sure". So, we ended up getting a bit candy after all, not that we were trying. Last edited by HalfInsane; 31st Oct 2008 at 09:44 PM..

31st Oct 2008, 10:03 PM	#2
Nitro Side effects may include AAAAAAAAA! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay but curious Out Status: A few people Location: Canada Age: 23 Posts: 935 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment scoring 1 for candy + scoring 1 against heteronormativity —————> hilarity + awesomeness __________________ Voici mon secret. Il est très simple: on ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux. Le renard - Le Petit Prince

31st Oct 2008, 10:15 PM	#3
musican EC's Resident DJ Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: "I wanna kiss a boy" Out Status: family and facebook Location: (Not the city), New York Age: 20 Posts: 3,832 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment thats great "do you want candy for your mom, err moms" Im glad that some people are comfortable enough to ask that. I would more expect to ask if you were her mom and her mom's friend. __________________ How I miss our love when the winter surrounds me icicle teardrops.

1st Nov 2008, 12:01 AM	#4
shakerdancee Oom-pah! Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Not sure Out Status: Anyone who asks Location: California Age: 19 Posts: 304 Join Date: Mar 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment oh, hey, I was playing at homecoming. boringg.

1st Nov 2008, 07:38 AM	#6
tashyyy Friend not Foe (; Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: here for the ladies :) Out Status: everyone Location: north west england Age: 18 Posts: 240 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment LOL thats awesome! __________________ I'll believe it all, i won't let go of your hand..

1st Nov 2008, 08:37 AM	#8
beckyg PFLAG Mom Community Liaison Gender: Female Orientation: Straight Out Status: Out to everyone/Yes, parents come out too! Location: Middle of Oregon Age: 50 Posts: 7,572 Join Date: Mar 2007	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment Oh that's cute. __________________ "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this worlds big enough for all different views, When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free" ~ Garth Brooks

1st Nov 2008, 03:50 PM	#9
nodoubtjunkie Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment Thats really cool though, that she thought to ask that ^_^

1st Nov 2008, 03:57 PM	#10
Derek the Wolf Furry Overlord Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Pansexual Out Status: Majority Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,325 Join Date: Jul 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment That's awesome. __________________

1st Nov 2008, 06:02 PM	#11
MLCarr n00b Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: If you ask, I'm not gonna lie... Location: Waco, Texas Age: 23 Posts: 164 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment that's the best story I've heard yet. Totally made me laugh out loud. __________________ "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all ways acknowledge Him and He will direct your paths." Proverbs 3:5-6 (Here's for hope...)

2nd Nov 2008, 12:34 AM	#12
Kyle Tristan Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment wow! that's great

2nd Nov 2008, 07:54 AM	#13
Poring EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Not out at all Location: Somewhere in Asia :o Age: 19 Posts: 399 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment oh wow! That put a smile on my face, hehe :') I wish I could have gone trick-or-treating again __________________ rawr :3

2nd Nov 2008, 09:52 AM	#14
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2nd Nov 2008, 10:13 AM	#15
Myke Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment That's awesome!

2nd Nov 2008, 10:16 AM	#16
kh23172 Everything happens for a reason. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Orlando, Florida Age: 21 Posts: 210 Join Date: Oct 2008	Re: Funny Trick or Treating moment Hahaha nice! I wish I could have gone trick-or-treating, but I was traveling to Tennessee.. That's awesome though, I wish more of America were like that. __________________ If gay is also defined as happy, then I'm gay I'm gay. For all those non-gays out there, your life must suck. Me Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain. Me

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