*glances around* Look, a conspiracy! It seems Obama is actually *dramatic pause* a hypnotist! Here's the proof.
Alright... I read the first few pages and I don't feel the need to read any more for the simple fact that it's blowing how Obama is perceived way out of proportion. It makes it sound like the entire country is bowing before him and kissing his feet. I haven't seen/heard of anybody with this kind of obsession.
