Creepy, Fun Sayings

[rocking23]

Who has creepy, fun sayings?

My friend gave me a few, let's here what you have.

Here are the ones I have:

1) omg u guys are so fricken cute i just want to roll u up and stick u in my pocket
2) i wana cook u for dinner and feed u to my 17 unfathered children
3) if u were presidents id support ur every action
4) if the world went black and white you two would bring colour back in mine
5) i want to make chick pot pie out of ur insides
6) i want to climb the tallest mountain and then yell ur names
7) if i was in a cave id say "HI (name)" and wait for the echo and then pretend its u guys talking to me
8) if i ruled a country u two would be my flag
9) if i was to die today the last thing i would do is bake u guys a pie
10) if my mom asked me to go to mexico id say can i bring you?
11) if the moon hit planet hearth id hope it didnt hit u guys
12) after seeing u guys together im inspired to go on the jerry springer show and bake him a loaf of bread
13) if u were to eat something and then chooke on it , i would eat something and then choke on it
14) grande is a medium size at starbucks but i would buy u a large one (venti) even tho its more expensive
15) if i was to drop a skittle into a pre-squished mammal some epople would say gross and id say ya but errin and jordy arent
16) sometimes when i see u guys laughing together i laugh and pretend im in the joke too
17) if u drop a penny i hope im the first one to pick it up

Do you guys have any!?

[Paralyzer]

Ludo - The Horror of our Love

"I want you stuffed into my mouth
Hold you down and tear you open
Live inside you
Oh, love I'd never hurt you"

It's not a saying but.. omg, listen to the whole song. It definately passes the line of creepy.

[musican]

check half of the things Paula Abdul says on American Idol, theyre creepy

I tell my dog he's so cute I just wana eat him. And I tell people who make me laugh that I want to put them in my can...in that can I keep people who are funny lol.

Potato?

Alternatively: Potato.

[rocking23]

Originally Posted by Paralyzer

Ludo - The Horror of our Love

"I want you stuffed into my mouth
Hold you down and tear you open
Live inside you
Oh, love I'd never hurt you"

It's not a saying but.. omg, listen to the whole song. It definately passes the line of creepy.

I listened to the whole song. I've since downloaded it, and put it onto my iPod. I love this song! HAH

[MLCarr]

Originally Posted by rocking23

Who has creepy, fun sayings?

My friend gave me a few, let's here what you have.

Here are the ones I have:

1) omg u guys are so fricken cute i just want to roll u up and stick u in my pocket
2) i wana cook u for dinner and feed u to my 17 unfathered children
3) if u were presidents id support ur every action
4) if the world went black and white you two would bring colour back in mine
5) i want to make chick pot pie out of ur insides
6) i want to climb the tallest mountain and then yell ur names
7) if i was in a cave id say "HI (name)" and wait for the echo and then pretend its u guys talking to me
8) if i ruled a country u two would be my flag
9) if i was to die today the last thing i would do is bake u guys a pie
10) if my mom asked me to go to mexico id say can i bring you?
11) if the moon hit planet hearth id hope it didnt hit u guys
12) after seeing u guys together im inspired to go on the jerry springer show and bake him a loaf of bread
13) if u were to eat something and then chooke on it , i would eat something and then choke on it
14) grande is a medium size at starbucks but i would buy u a large one (venti) even tho its more expensive
15) if i was to drop a skittle into a pre-squished mammal some epople would say gross and id say ya but errin and jordy arent
16) sometimes when i see u guys laughing together i laugh and pretend im in the joke too
17) if u drop a penny i hope im the first one to pick it up

Do you guys have any!?

Two things:
1) PUNCTUATION
2) Is this even English?

Please people, try to use good grammar. It may be the internet, but when you write bad it says something about you, your upbringing and tends to give you a less intelligent look on paper.

Don't take this personally man, but I think everyone needs to hear a bit of this from time to time.

Originally Posted by MLCarr

...when you write bad...

Criticism for the criticizer: Try "...when you do not write well..." Also try to understand that many intelligent people, myself included, do not always take the time to write everything in perfect form. It is a hard habit to break once you get into it.

[rocking23]

Originally Posted by MLCarr

Two things:
1) PUNCTUATION
2) Is this even English?

Please people, try to use good grammar. It may be the internet, but when you write bad it says something about you, your upbringing and tends to give you a less intelligent look on paper.

Don't take this personally man, but I think everyone needs to hear a bit of this from time to time.

I didn't write those, I copied them from my friend's Facebook page.
If you look at my posts you will see that I am quite articulate for my age.

[Paralyzer]

Originally Posted by rocking23

I listened to the whole song. I've since downloaded it, and put it onto my iPod. I love this song! HAH

Haha, Ludo is amazing. If you haven't listened to any others yet, I'd say give "Go-Getter Greg" a try along with "Lake Pontchartrain". I used to be particularly fond of "In Space" but recent events made that song sad for me.. Their single is "Love Me Dead" so yeah, you don't wanna miss that.. especially the music video :]

And you're weird for liking that song XD It still freaks me out so I tend to skip it when I'm listening to the whole album XD

[Lexington]

"Fuck me hard, fuck me long, fuck me sideways, fuck me wrong." I actually used to say this for awhile to mean "wow, that's surprising". I guess I'm happy I don't anymore.

"She's just so awful, I just want to push her down in the mud and look at her!" Said by an extremely genteel lady from the south. Always loved that one.

For some reason, one year at college, the word "cheeseburger" came to be an expression for sex, specifically gay sex of one type or another. So we'd be "hoping for a cheeseburger", or wondering "where can I get a cheeseburger at this time of night?"

And there's always "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers."

Lex

[MLCarr]

Originally Posted by rocking23

I didn't write those, I copied them from my friend's Facebook page.
If you look at my posts you will see that I am quite articulate for my age.

Oh, well then it's not your fault. FORGIVEN

[rocking23]

Originally Posted by Lexington

"She's just so awful, I just want to push her down in the mud and look at her!" Said by an extremely genteel lady from the south. Always loved that one.

AH HA HA HAH

Originally Posted by MLCarr

Oh, well then it's not your fault. FORGIVEN

"THANKS YOU"

[musican]

I believe one of the things Paula said was "You're so cute, I just want to rip off your head and hang it from my rearview mirror."

Katy Perry "Your So gay and you don't even like, no u don't even like, no you don't even liiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkke PENIS!" I busted out laughing when i heard this songs ending

[Amy]

This started as a pick-up line, but grew:

"Damn, do you work at subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong."

*head in hands*

[vampireboy56]

Im not really sure how it goes
"In the Bible there are 6 admonishments towards homosexuals and 392 admonishments to heterosexuals that doesn't mean God hates heterosexuals that just means they need more supervision"

[Amy]

^ 362 ^

i like that one. ove used it quite a bit.

vomit on a stick!!!

Ok, so I used to say that instead of saying oh crap, or shit, or damnit.

[HighintheClouds]

Here's one from The Producers..

~~~~
*sniffs Leo*
Roger: Oohh.. What is that enchanting cologne you're wearing?
Leo: I... I'm not wearing any..
Roger: Oh, you mean that magnificent smell if you? Ooo if I had my way I'd stuff you in a bottle and shove you under my armpits every day!

~~~~~~

Paraphrased, but you get the main gist. =)