What's the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you?

My cousin made me wear a skirt, high heels, make-up then forced me to parade the street at night while walking her dog.

 

the only thing i can think of is one time while getting changed for pe i took my trousers off and my boy bits were hanging out, 5 people saw :icon_redf

 

I was once caught watchong Gay porn in an internet cafe...The good thing is that it was a girl...If it was a straight boy, he would've made a spectacle out of it...

 

Okay yours are pretty bad Esmeralda, but my sister walked in on me changing once and saw...you know. Doesn't get worse than that. -_- I'm not talking when we were little kids either, I mean like last year. There's no lock and she sometimes thinks she doesn't have to knock. Yikes.

 

I don't think it's a good idea to talk about it because it might disturb people more than I already do. It involves bullying. Although I can share another one that ranks highly on my scale of awkwardness.

I'm a trans guy. My school didn't tell me anything about transsexualism. I had to research that myself. I've never wore a bra in my life. One time at high school we were getting ready for Gym class and I absentmindedly took off my t-shirt, in the girls changing room. It was more traumatising than embarrassing. It was just too much to deal with when word got out.

One guy said something REALLY mean related to it and I'd still like to grab him *censored* and leave leaking blood like a faucet and begging for death. And instead of death, he'd get soup fed through a tube, until the end of his miserable life. I acknowledge that my anger isn't productive. That's between myself and the psychotherapists I work/worked with :lol:

Want something a bit lighter? Sometimes I talk before I think. Last year my grandmother asked if I knew about 50 Shades of Grey and I told her that she should try reading the work of the Marquis de Sade.

 

WOW, yours are really embarrassing! Mine is nothing compared to yours! Mine is just dancing in front of the class. I dance like a tree.

 

Being caught in private moments, such horrifying thoughts...I think I was really lucky, I had a few close calls

 

This was back when I was in high school we were doing swimming for PE and naturally we had to shower and change so it was a kind of unspoken rule that every one shower in their swim trunks and change under their towels but there was one guy who I guess didn't get the memo or just didn't care and just changed all out in the open well naturally I noticed and it became my routine to kinda discreetly sneak peeks(he was hot don't judge me) so one day my best friend was talking to me and I musta not been paying much attention because he followed my field of vision and then looked back at me. I realized my mistake and me and my friend locked eyes for what seemed like an eternity but he didn't say anything and to this day has never brought it up but for that moment I wanted to crawl into my skin and disappear

 

Around middle school I used to draw female-bodied characters a lot, in private. I stashed my drawings in a certain book in my room I assume nobody was ever going to read. Then this one time my dad came looking through my books during a spring cleaning session looking for stuff to give away, I panicked, snatched up that book with all my drawings and I tore out of the room. I had a hell of time explaining my way out of that. I cried a lot. Then one day I ripped up everything I drew into tiny pieces so nobody could ever look at it again. My life's been a constant source of embarrassment but that one always felt especially awful.

 

So many embarrassing things have happened over the years. The worst that comes to mind at the moment is getting pantsed at a family party. I think I was 11 or 12 at the time. It happened to be laundry day, and I was out of clean underwear so... yeah. Luckily my shirt was pretty long so I was mostly covered, and not too many people saw anyway. Still super embarrassing though.

 

It may not sound super embarrassing to most people but it still haunts me to this day. I have low self esteem and therefore don't like physical contact like hugging etc. Well one time a friend/ guy I had a major crush on was upset so I plucked up all my courage, stood up and offered him a hug, arms out stretched and all. He looked at me like I was a monster, laughed and walked off. While I stood there looking like a tree with my arms still stuck out like an idiot. :icon_redf:icon_redf:icon_redf

 

Killing them wasn't an idea that came to mind, but I was tempted to punch them in the face :lol:

 

Aside from the obvious one of my son walking in on his mother and I having sex, I'd say it's this:

I was queuing in Anne Summers (a sex shop) waiting to buy something (I'll leave that to your imagination). As I was standing there, I heard a loud crack next to me. As I swung my head to see what it was, the last thing I remember was a giant plastic boob flying at my head. Then I came too, with people standing around me. I got on my feet, made my purchase and went in my way. However, for quite a while, I had to walk around with the indent of a nipple on my forehead made from that plastic manikin hitting me.

So there we have have it, the only time I've ever been knocked out and it was by a giant plastic boob in a sex shop, leaving a nipple mark on my head.

Happy days

 

The one thing that comes to mind when I read this sentence is the time I peed my pants in second grade. I couldn't get the damn button on my pants undone, and I walked back up the two flights of steps to make classroom with wet pants only to be sent down one flight to the nurse. And then six years later, a classmate brought it up, "hey, remember that time Courtney peed her pants in second grade?"

 

Pantsing is awful. Not funny at all. I remember some guys were doing that to kids at my middle school. The principal had to actually given an address on it because too many people were doing it. Glad it never happened to me -_-

 

Probably that time I w--

Waaaaaait a minute!

You almost got me!

The hell? Wow, what a punk-ass move.

Here...

*Huuuuuuuuugs!*

 

So, on March 14th, I went to see Frank Iero in concert. As I shook his hand, I looked him straight in the eye and said "hello Mikey." It wasn't my proudest moment...

Though, A few moments before Mikey Way walked past us....