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"How to seduce a lesbian as a straight man"

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by LooseMoose, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. LooseMoose

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    How To Seduce A Lesbian As A Straight Man

    This just made me livid. Especially because when I was younger and IDs as bi I fell precisely for the manipulations of straight dudes- 'personal connection', 'intimacy' etc. all kind of BS.
    It took me absolutely ages to get over the dissonance between knowing that I am sexually exclusively attracted to the same sex, whilst also being able to 'fall for a person as a person'. I think MANY women are capable of this, and there are cynical low-lives who exploit that. Truly awful.
     
  2. Fallingdown7

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    I saw this quite a while ago and I was so disgusted. I want this to be satire, but unfortunately many men DO think like this.

    Then again this is return of kings we're talking about.

    Imagine the reactions if an article called "How to seduce a straight man as a gay man" was published instead. Many gay men are also thick-headed about doing such...quite hilarious straight guys don't see that.
     
  3. NingyoBroken

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    I'm a guy and I'm disgusted by this.

    Really, I'm disgusted by women trying to seduce gay guys too.. And anything like that. If they aren't interested in your gender, they aren't interested!
     
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    Ugh, couldn't even get past the first sentence.
     
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    I almost can't believe this is real. I know it should be offensive but I simply can't take it seriously. Some of the pickup lines are just so Cliche I have trouble believing this guy ever managed to hook up with anyone, let alone a lesbian.

    "For example, I’ll say things like, “try not to fall in love with me. I know it can be confusing sometimes, because I’m very pretty like a woman, but I don’t have nearly the cleavage you’re used to.” I grab her hand and put it on my chest. “See? Totally flat.” (Sidenote: this also flips the script and is great good-looking guy game.) You can get away with the most absurd line if you say it with a smirk while having fun and don’t seek a reaction from her."

    I don't care whether you say that with a smirk, nothing could possibly make that absurd pickup line work. This article is absolutely ridiculous on so many levels, at the very least I got a few laughs out of reading it. Besides, what more can one reasonably expect from Return of Kings.
     
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    I'm having a difficult time reading this article. Ugh! *feeling nauseated*

    I once had a male "friend" tell me, "Let's spoon!" As if I'd be interested in that... Disgusting.

    Unless they're family, I don't let men hug/touch me in general. Once they do... If I see a flirtatious look on their faces, I instantly unfriend them. It sounds harsh, but I had a problem with men trying to... lay me for the longest time when I was younger.
     
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    How about "quit while you're ahead?"
     
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    Spoiler: It doesn't get better.

    This part:

    Has so many problems. It implies a lesbian is experienced and incapable of being shallow, just because she is into women. This piece also contradicted itself, when a little bit ago it mentioned lesbians had slept with men. Sadly, as goofy as this logic is, it isn't the worst offender. I'll let you decide what it the goofiest, if you decide to read the article.

    The good news is, not a lot of folks have "the game" to pull this off. The ones who do, they tend to make it pretty obvious, if you take a step back and look. For one, anybody who looks to articles like that for advice, they're an idiot. Secondly, anybody who incorporates that style into their approach, is an idiot.

    Moral of the story: Idiots. Fuckin' idiots.
     
  9. Fallingdown7

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    Not to mention that whenever men call lesbians "experienced virgins" for not having been with men, I feel sorry for their girlfriends because it proves just how BAD they are in bed.

    Why would anyone want to have sex with you when you define sex by an act that gives virtually no women any orgasms or fun LMAO
     
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    Oh, *that* place.

    Completely vile website for broken, misogynist baby-men who think that women aren't people and wonder why they can't get a date.
     
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    That may be, but SlutHate is far worse.

    And yes, that is an actual community. Have fun~!
     
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    This hits home for me in an incredibly uncomfortable way, but it also helps me to clarify certain things about myself- whilst it is not entirely true that women's sexuality is entirely based on feelings, society certainly does a lot to make women feel that this is the case and teaches us to suppress sexuality in favour of emotional connection- this is so much easier manipulated than sexual attraction.
    A lot of questioning took place because of that.
     
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    How to seduce a Lesbian as a straight man

    Step 1 : Don't

    Step 2 : Seriously, they're not interested. Prick
     
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    I think a mature woman who identifies as a lesbian would know when a male is trying to manipulate or seduce her... She could feel it. I know I do... As I mentioned earlier, whenever a man touches me, I look at his eyes and facial expression. If it tells me--"lust", I distance myself immediately. And I do not allow him to touch/hug me again.

    I am a bit bisexual and attracted to men to some degree, but a man has to be... good looking, intelligent, kind--what women generally want in men. I'm attracted to these kind of men. Manipulative, lustful men--no. And I could sense them a mile away.
     
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    Oh, hadn't seen that one before, although I've heard of PUAhate. they hate Roosh V and the rest of the "pua" community *and* they're misogynistic baby-men
     
  16. randomly me

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    Even if this wasn't total bullshit why would anyone go through the trouble when there are far more straight girls where you actually have a chance.
     
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    Thank god, I'm safe.
     
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    "Full-on lesbian" LMAO

    Lordy. I can't tell if my reaction is "fuck this guy!" or "I don't ever want to fuck a guy again as long as I live". Seriously? Guys really do think like this??

    "Bisexual women are fun, but..."

    "Keep in mind, you may take a quality hit when seducing lesbians. Most non-butch lesbians are cute, but don’t look like the girls in lesbian porn."

    A "quality hit". All so deeply offensive.
     
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    What a fucking asshole. Seriously man.
     
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    Yeah, there's a lot of nope going on in that article.